CHARLES LAMB

[seagreenish]

Mary held me at knife point until I conceded to write another poxy tale from Shakesepare. Didn't dare refuse. Think she should learn to read the original, personally, not my fault she's uneducated. Mad bitch.

Comments

[anonymous]

A Shakespeare impersonator?

I feel used. Am I Shakespeare or am I Marlowe or Milton or Burton or Lamb or someone else? Oh well as I can't spell my name doesn't matter so much... ooh it's saturday I think I'll spell it Shakespear today.

Anyway this poxy impersonator should be baked in a pie and then his stupid sister should be made to eat it. Well whoever I am, that should stop the desecration of my most sacred work by this impostor. Who heard of such a silly name as Lamb anyway, I thought that was what I ate for Sunday lunch when I got money for my plays. Mmm looking forward to this sunday's lunch... Charles Lamb pie

Charles

[seagreenish]

Why sir, I believe if you knew my sister you'd turn impersonator if she held so much as a pin to your throat.

Pray sir, will you allow me to look at your phrenological development?

Re: Charles

[angelic_jo]

Well that may matter little as we are all descended from men whose heads do grow beneath their shoulders.