ROSSETTI

[seagreenish]

Fanny still to discover ‘elephant’ not a term of endearment. Keep her around to look chubbier than self in photographs. Casual sex a bonus.
Morris still big hairy wazzock. Made bunny ears behind him today and Janey nearly cracked an expression.
She totally wants me.

Comments

[astartesyriaca]

This is blasphemy! HYSTERICAL blasphemy!

ROSSETTI

[spyderfyngers]

Anything to please a stunner, my dear lady.

The ones responsible say all mockery here is born of love. But I know it's really becuase they totally want me.

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[astartesyriaca]

Mmm.... yes, well, Janey has mentioned how gifted you are with your brush.

But what can you tell me about that new young painter, that one from the colonies... Whistler is it?

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[spyderfyngers]

She said that!? Really? Were there lots of people around to hear it?

Jimmy's rather like the KFC colonel crossed with a badger you've been kicking for 45 minutes. He's a riot at a seance but you wouldn't take him home to meet mother, if you know what I mean. He's way too fond of his own, for starters.

Still, I'd rather have him around than George 'Mother Theresa' Meredith. "Whinge, whinge, whinge...you're behind on the rent, stop teasing the ferrets, don't drink that, it'll put you into a coma..." It's like having a third mother, what with him and Brother Dear on my case all the time. Crimany.

...smartie?