TURDSWORTH

[seagreenish]

Get off my lawn, you crazy kids! You're crushing the daffodils! Not epic at all. Just as I was in the middle of another book about me, too. You've upset my epic equilibrium and I wrote a whole three lines about someone else! Can't be having that. Who would read it

Comments

[angelic_jo]

Thew Coleridge out of house after he thought daffodils were actually triffids.