cock-a-doodle death

[deadraccoons]

Mmmmmm avian flu! What did I tell you before I left for Japan? That I'd contract some crazy bird flu and die before the year's out. Now the whole world is shitting its pants (maybe literally--I don't know what the symptoms are) over the imminent flu pandemic, and mark my words they'll trace the mutant strain for human-to-human contact back to my

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you're probably going to die

[anonymous]

Ciao Bev. Yup, you're gonna contract the crazy asian bird flu so you might just want to grab one of those masks and ride it out. Hate to be a pessimest, but with your stellar record of health, I give you a week before you catch it. I'd say "push the fluids" but that probably wont help. 'lots of luck, smartass!'

ps: tell the kid who picks his nose with his chopsticks that your sister thinks he's super cool.

Did you catch the Avian Flu?

[anonymous]

At first I thought you may just be too busy to post...... but then I remembered what you said about the bird flu and started imagining you languishing in your apartment; unable to cry out for help. (and even if you did cry out... would anyone understand "help" or even "SOS?" What is SOS in Japanese?)

So, inquiring minds want to know: are you alright? Your words used to be the highlight of my day.... where are ya????