I am so _____________, I'm going to bed at 10:00 p.m.

a. lame

b. drunk

c. tired

d. all of the above

HINT: the answer is d., but mostly a. and c.

I'm making a turkey and downloading Beatles songs and power ballads (e.g. Sister Christian, November Rain, Every Rose Has It's Thorn) and I already made two pies and I'm having a pretty good day because I've been drinking for a pretty long time ( Read more... )

When I think about it, drinking is truly one of my favourite things in life. It really hit me, for the thousandth time, last night. I decided to take a nice hot bath after a long day of work. Perfectly on cue, as if all of this had been orchestrated and rehearsed, the radiators began to hiss just as I lowered myself into the water, filling my ( Read more... )

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I'm baking some motherfucking cookies ( Read more... )

I got my first pre-approved American Express application. I guess that means I have good credit. Unfortunately, I'm still poor and I can't afford the annual fee.
I spent the afternoon in the garment district going to fabric stores.
I been making some fun things lately.
I'm going to play music with a new friend tomorrow.

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I am currently overjoyed at the fact that I just made the word "ANAL" in my online Scrabble game! If that's not immaturity, I don't know what is.

Why must people be so fucking rude.

No courtesy. No respect. No concern for the feelings of others.

Oh, I could go on forever.