Some Meme
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Egg Nog for the Christmas novelty, normally Hot Chocolate.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
He outsources the wrapping to India cause wrapping sucks.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
White
4. Do you hang mistletoe?
No, cause girls are icky.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
Never. Bah humbug!
6. What is your favorite Christmas dish (excluding dessert)?
Chocolate fudge! (What do you mean fudge is a dessert - says who?!)
7. Favorite Christmas memory as a child?
I have no longterm memory of my childhood due to all the hard drugs I took starting around middle school.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
What truth? That Santa outsources the present-wrapping to India?
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No, my family is going to this year though due to child availability - second families and whatnot.
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him?
Fatfree cookies. Santa's a fuckin' lardass!
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Dread it! Snow sucks big floppy reindeer balls.
13. Do you remember your first bike & was it a Christmas present?
I don't think it was a Christmas present.
14. What is the weirdest gift you have ever received?
Some dumbass bought me an answering machine this year. Just kidding, I remember I got something really tacky from my brother and sister-in-law one year, but I've repressed what exactly it was. It was at that point, that I realized my family doesn't get me.
15. What is your favorite Christmas Dessert?
Chocolate Fudge!
16. What is your favorite Christmas cartoon?
He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special! Just kidding, I don't know.
17. What tops your tree?
Haven't you been paying attention? I don't put up fucking decorations!
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving?
Receiving! Now, where's my damn present, bitch!
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol?
Carol of the Bells
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?
Yuck! See my previous comment regarding snow.
Hoo boy, am I in a mood!
Egg Nog for the Christmas novelty, normally Hot Chocolate.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
He outsources the wrapping to India cause wrapping sucks.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
White
4. Do you hang mistletoe?
No, cause girls are icky.
5. When do you put your decorations up?
Never. Bah humbug!
6. What is your favorite Christmas dish (excluding dessert)?
Chocolate fudge! (What do you mean fudge is a dessert - says who?!)
7. Favorite Christmas memory as a child?
I have no longterm memory of my childhood due to all the hard drugs I took starting around middle school.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
What truth? That Santa outsources the present-wrapping to India?
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No, my family is going to this year though due to child availability - second families and whatnot.
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him?
Fatfree cookies. Santa's a fuckin' lardass!
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Dread it! Snow sucks big floppy reindeer balls.
13. Do you remember your first bike & was it a Christmas present?
I don't think it was a Christmas present.
14. What is the weirdest gift you have ever received?
Some dumbass bought me an answering machine this year. Just kidding, I remember I got something really tacky from my brother and sister-in-law one year, but I've repressed what exactly it was. It was at that point, that I realized my family doesn't get me.
15. What is your favorite Christmas Dessert?
Chocolate Fudge!
16. What is your favorite Christmas cartoon?
He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special! Just kidding, I don't know.
17. What tops your tree?
Haven't you been paying attention? I don't put up fucking decorations!
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving?
Receiving! Now, where's my damn present, bitch!
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol?
Carol of the Bells
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?
Yuck! See my previous comment regarding snow.
Hoo boy, am I in a mood!