BIRTHDAY DRESS!!!

[deadsilent]

Get out your girdles and spanx, because it's that time of the year again, when I search high and low for the tightest, shortest, most skanky dress to ring in another year of life in.

Comments

[dannytamberelli]

dude you would look bangin' in all of these, and i am very excited for you to get your first paycheck!

[deadsilent]

I wish you could come party with me :(

[dannytamberelli]

me too :( i will be there in spirit!

[nebe]

Oooooh the purple one. I heart that in so many ways. The ho-tastic one looks like it might give you a yeast infection tho...

I wish I were in shape to look bangin for my birthday.

Maybe next year. HAHA.

[deadsilent]

HAHA but it would only give you a yeast infection in that purple color!

[pourpointsnoir]

first one darling!