ROFL Fest

[deadspacebaby]

Every job I've had has had it's own joke that random customers would always repeat. They would always say it around friends to make them laugh, to which the friends would reply with something like "HAHAHA! Good one Steve!". They are, in this order:

La Ronde: When I was working the crossbow booth, which was tied down so it could only face a

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[whatwouldulbdo]

Ha, i remember the zellers one, you know, the first couple of times that i heard that line, i would be all joky and enthusiastic with the client, but after a while, i grew more impatient and snapped at them quite a few times, but i think the worse was the look i would give them, a look that would imply that they are in fact, the stupidest person i have ever encountered.....

ah....where`s that bottle....?

[phoenix_glimmer]

Haha that's so true... I totally remember the Cohoes clients' expression, when there wasn't a ticket on the item: "So then, i get it for free, right?" Fuck no, you ain't gettin it free, biotch! LOL! Well, for the most part, there wasn't any friend there with them, so the joke was entirely addressed to me, but i never laughed... That musta been pretty crappy for them... Oh well, get a better sense of humor, damn it!

At Fido, it's hard to find anything to joke about... For the most part, it's stuff like:

Client: "I asked for the line to be cancelled!"
Luiza: "But your account is active, sir..."
Client: "It should have been cancelled 3 months ago, so i'm not paying for it!"
Luiza: "But sir, you've actually been using your phone to place &receive calls this entire time..."
Client: "Blah blah blah.. Fido sux.. Blah blah blah"

(This is the joke i have with myself actually.. LOL! It's kinda sad tho..)