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1. Would you rather kill a puppy with your bare hands or make out with your father?
....depends. I vote for making out with my father and then being gnawed to death by rabid weasels so I don't have to deal with the consequensces, mmkay? :D
2. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it?
If food screamed. Because hell, if it was Hitler, we could just nuke it in about .914934e38ee3e8 seconds, bitchies. You know the US military is so just waiting for an excuse to blow more shit up.
3. Zombies become a very harsh reality. Sensing the ethical code society has instilled in you slipping away, you decide to start killing everything that moves with what weapon?
A katana, so that I can continue to wish for Asian-ness and decapitate people. Among other things. That or a flamethrower.
"Oh my fucking god-- my testicals! MY PENIS IS LOOOST!!"
"Well, yeah, sir, that DOES tend to happen when a maniacal schoolgirl wielding a sword with unexplicable prowess prances across a random flashback backfround and cuts it off."
"... *whimpers* .........."
^_^
4. When charging into battle, your war cry is?
"PENIS MAN AWWWWAAAAYYY!!!!" <--- THAT's what the answer was when I copy & pasted this survey. *dies* Anyways, I have nooo clue. o_o;;; I mean -- how the fuck am I suppose to beat "PENIS MAN!11!!!!"? D:? <--- that was what was here from Traci. I can't beat it either. Plus it went well with my previous answer. <3 ^^;;;
5. A temporal rift has opened up while you were in the bathroom and sucked you into the distant, distant past. Where do you pray to fucking God that you don't end up?
Before sea routes to Japan were discovered. I think a part of my soul would promptly implode in pink flames.
6. Ninjas vs. Pirates: Who wins? Defend your answer.
Ninjas, you freak. The ninjas would have totally infiltrated the pirate ship weeks beforehand and they'd just sink it from within, then steal all treasure and ugly talking parrots to sell on the black market before mystically vanishing into the distance in victory.
7. It's your wedding day. However, the night before ants crawled into your head and drove you insane. Whilst in the thralls of madness, you pick what song as your wedding ballad?
"Come Clean Rain" by Hillary Duff. All of the guests die of internal hemmhoraging before I even make it down the aisle. :D
8. You're driving around and you see an Asian dude on a Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle with a sword strapped to his back. The first thought that comes to your mind is:
DUH. FINAL FANTASY VII motorcycle chase!!! xDDD And a NINJA MOTOCYCLE?! I want me one! D:! <-- ditto that o.o
9. The Battle: A Pit Bull vs. A Pit Bull's body weight in ill-tempered weasels. You place your bets on:
Definately the weasles. Poor dog's going down to hell...
10. A serious Dance-Dance Revolution accident leaves you with special powers. Unfortunately the powers aren't all that super. It seems that all you can do is:
magically regenerate my fingernails
11. What alcohol do you drink when you absolutely want the whole world to know how much you hate everyone?
I don't drink...
12. You have sinned grossly against God and country. Your punishment is to be eaten alive by one of God's creatures. Luckily, you get to pick what creature that is:
A squirrel. ...so my friends can get rich off of selling the home video they'll make of it. Hell, I want to leave some sort of lasting impression on the world, yanno? ^^;
13. In your most humble opinion, what do you feel is the most vile and savage swearword you can spew forth unto another person:
EUROPEAN PATRIARCHIAL SLAVE-OWNING BASTARD CHILD. <3
14. You get to change the name of the state you are living in. You choose:
Happy Palace of Gleeful Boredom
15. Which animal would totally eat you if it could?
..um. o_O;
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...a BEE. <3 *threw that one in there just for Traci* :D;
16. Sexiest number between 1 and 10:
Nine ^^
17. You are carrying your drink back from the bar when you accidentally run into this girl, spilling your drink on her. She's being a total bitch about it but, c'mon, it was totally just an accident. Her boyfriend subsequently challenges you to fisticuffs. Name two friends you'd want on your side in a fight:
Traci, because she'd kick their ass in various inhumane and utterly lovely ways, and Sean because it would be amusing to watch him all barely slap at them.
18. If you could, what historical figure would you totally like to peg in the junk with a brick? Don't say Hitler, you uncreative fuck:
Adam, so that the whole human race would never have been created....
19. What would it cost to make you willingly and knowingly contract pubic lice:
Maybe the chance to have Satoshi Kon become my muse for the rest of eternity, but even that would be a bit of a stretch.
20. Think of the grossest name a strip club could possibly have:
...it would involve the creative use of plastic lawn gnomes in it, and that's all I'm going to say.
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1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
....George W. Bush.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Morning Museum
I'm sorry, but... but... ever since I watched Suicide Club, they're scared the hell out of me. T-T
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The person who runs my school's wellness center.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
I don't... really like cheese... cheddar, I guess.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Chunks of cooked chicken with teriyaki sauce on wheat bread with fresh tomatoe slices and pickles. No cheese.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
A JROCKER. :D *DIES* <-- ditto
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
STILL a JROCKER. :DDD <-- Ditto. Hard to pick just one.. FD ORGY~!
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Might save it.... that or get anime DVDs.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Japan! <-- no DUH.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Clothing. Harajuku. :D *dies of happy* <-- That and Gundam-SEED-land. :D;
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
AN ANGEL IS OFFERING ME ALCOHOL?!? *dies laughing* WTF. XD
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Back to feudal Japan to attempt to establish myself as a goddess. ^^;;;
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
People must pass a series of tests of IQ, personality, and common sense before they're allowed to SPAWN anything. ¬¬
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
I'd get Traci to work with me and FINALLY do something with Vanusai after we managed to dust it off enough.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
"Fuck off."
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Freeze, then go back to bed. I'm obviously still dreaming. If they were still there when I woke up, I'd probably freak out, scream, and then beat the shit out of them with the lamp. <3
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My art portfolio.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hang out with Traci and specify what I want on my tombstone so that it doesn't end up with a psalm from the Bible or some such shit. D:
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Shape-shifting.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Probably something from when I was in Ireland.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
My mother coming over here with the police.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
LMFAO heathen. :D Do you even need to ask? JAPAN. <- ditto no desu
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Plow and Stars
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
Traci or Sean, dunno.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Dunno... hm... I think maybe Dante.
...not a celebrity persay, but stfu.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather...
27. What's your theme song?
Assemblage 23 - "Let Me Be Your Armor" <333 <-- Yep. Same. ^^;