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Jun 29, 2005 14:28

Today is my birthday. What I want:

1) A girlfriend
2) A real job
3) My own place

Is there any way you can wrap them?

J

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pairofdeis June 29 2005, 19:45:57 UTC
You can wrap them in a burrito!!!

I tried?

Hope you have a great birthday anyway!

<3Deis

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japhy7709 July 4 2005, 19:10:09 UTC
Dear Mr. Soles,

In response to your wishlist, some might infer the following...

1. You could have a girlfriend. There are 20 different girls who would gladly go out with you. You are too picky.

2. Same goes for a job. There are 20 different "real" jobs you could have; but again, you are too picky.

3. And this ties directly into point number 2: Once you get that "real" job, you will most certainly have your own place.

But don't think I'm putting you into your own place, and don't let anyone else tell you that shit that I just said, because, well, you should have whatever you want for your birthday. Don't settle for anything you don't want, like having a skanky girlfriend, a crappy "real" job you hate, and a roach-infested apartment... keep your eyes on the prize, [angry] eyes on the prize.

Happy Birthday!
Nix

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japhy7709 July 4 2005, 19:11:57 UTC
Mistake: "But don't think I'm putting you into your own place"

Correction: "But don't think I'm putting you into your place"... ooops.

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