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fordmotors150: lmao
Sp4rt4n 113: lol you guys are talking to each other and planning what your saying anyways
Sp4rt4n 113: so
fordmotors150: girl party!
Sp4rt4n 113: hi
fordmotors150: lol
fordmotors150: hey
Sp4rt4n 113: no, its a guy party, three guys
StoryOfaDeadman: thats cold steven
fordmotors150: yay, Best Friend Forever Billy, you're here~
fordmotors150: !!
StoryOfaDeadman: BFFEEEEEEE
Sp4rt4n 113: billy
Sp4rt4n 113: can u drive me at two
fordmotors150: omq quizzes what a coincidence!
Sp4rt4n 113: lol
StoryOfaDeadman: whoa lori.. you're turning into rachel now
StoryOfaDeadman: sure I think so
fordmotors150: lol
fordmotors150: so steven are you c oming
Sp4rt4n 113: well if your really going billy, then can you please drive me, my bros taking his road test then going to mcdonalds and stuff
Sp4rt4n 113: he got hired lol
Sp4rt4n 113: and hes taking his road test
fordmotors150: well, okay he can come
Sp4rt4n 113: ill come
Sp4rt4n 113: w/e
Sp4rt4n 113: dude
Sp4rt4n 113: for his training, they put him on a computer in there basement(only 2 mcdonalds in michigan have basements) and he had to like click on what to do
StoryOfaDeadman: yeah thats fine I think
Sp4rt4n 113: it was like cartoon fries stealing stuff
Sp4rt4n 113: lol but if you really are going then ill go
fordmotors150: look man, you can come, but when me and billy do our best friend ritual and song, you can't laugh or speak
fordmotors150: cause it's really important
Sp4rt4n 113: okk
Sp4rt4n 113: *ok
Sp4rt4n 113: where do u live
fordmotors150: 17 and a half on Van Dyke
Sp4rt4n 113: ok
fordmotors150: steven, want to be in our best friends club
StoryOfaDeadman: bfc 4ever
fordmotors150: steven, answer the question
fordmotors150: then today can be your initiation
Sp4rt4n 113: sorry
Sp4rt4n 113: i was away
Sp4rt4n 113: whawt question
Sp4rt4n 113: o umm sure
StoryOfaDeadman: do you wanna be in our best friends club?
Sp4rt4n 113: sure
Sp4rt4n 113: im not stripping or anything though
fordmotors150: you have to
fordmotors150: its part of initiation
fordmotors150: new member always strips
StoryOfaDeadman: wtf?.. I didn't have to do that
fordmotors150: yes you did bill
StoryOfaDeadman: no I didn't don't lie
Sp4rt4n 113: umm no
fordmotors150: you did too strip!
StoryOfaDeadman: steven you don't need to strip
Sp4rt4n 113: thank you
fordmotors150: fiiine he doesn't have to
fordmotors150: but you have to give the male members free lap dances
StoryOfaDeadman: NO!
fordmotors150: lmao it's the rules billy, we made them!
StoryOfaDeadman: lori has to give you a lap dance steven.. thats the initiation
fordmotors150: no, steven has to give billy a lap dance, thats the initiation
Sp4rt4n 113: umm no lap dances that are done by me
StoryOfaDeadman: lori.. do you really wanna ruin the bfc?
fordmotors150: oh, darn you're right
fordmotors150: fine steven i'll give you a lap dance
StoryOfaDeadman: you'll let lori give you one though right?
fordmotors150: c'mon steven it'll be fun
fordmotors150: if you wanna be in our club
StoryOfaDeadman: its all a part of feeling very comfortable with the members of the club
fordmotors150: it's absolutely neccesary
StoryOfaDeadman: cuz thats what the club is about.. best friends that are comfortable around each other
fordmotors150: very comfortable
StoryOfaDeadman: lori had to give me one when I joined
fordmotors150: yeah, and now look how comfortable we are around eachother!
Sp4rt4n 113: ......
StoryOfaDeadman: yup.. best friends forever
StoryOfaDeadman: so is that gonna be alright steven?
fordmotors150: yep
Sp4rt4n 113: no
fordmotors150: i gotta do it steven
StoryOfaDeadman: whats the matter?
Sp4rt4n 113: not from lori, im sorry
StoryOfaDeadman: we'll try to make it more comfortable but we can't bend the rules
fordmotors150: fine from billy then
Sp4rt4n 113: nooo
StoryOfaDeadman: no lori.. its always a member of the opposite sex you know that
fordmotors150: oh yeah! but what if homosexuals join?
Sp4rt4n 113: only if u do it to billy first
fordmotors150: i already did!
fordmotors150: now its your turn, it's your initiation you've gotta
fordmotors150: i'm sorry that's the rules
Sp4rt4n 113: only if u do it to billy first
fordmotors150: i already did!
StoryOfaDeadman: if she gives me a lap dance today will you let her do one to you?
Sp4rt4n 113: sure, if i see it done to you
StoryOfaDeadman: ok then
fordmotors150: okay billy i'll give you another lap dance
Sp4rt4n 113: ...wow
fordmotors150: but then you gotta get one too steven
Sp4rt4n 113: ...yeah
Sp4rt4n 113: i might not even be able to come
fordmotors150: billy will pick you up
Sp4rt4n 113: i might hang out w/ my old neighbors
StoryOfaDeadman: I can give you a ride.. it ain't a problem
StoryOfaDeadman: you only live like two minutes from my house man
fordmotors150: you'd rather hang out with them then get a lap dance?
Sp4rt4n 113: umm yeah
fordmotors150: well too bad
Sp4rt4n 113: from you yeah
Sp4rt4n 113: lol
fordmotors150: i give really good lap dances, ask billy
Sp4rt4n 113: they have a pool and i havent hung out w/ them in awhile
StoryOfaDeadman: they really are good man
StoryOfaDeadman: spectacular
fordmotors150: see, steven? how can you miss that
StoryOfaDeadman: see.. lori is a practice lap dancer
StoryOfaDeadman: *practiced
fordmotors150: just ask tyler
fordmotors150: well steven what do you say
fordmotors150: even nina's little brother will agree
fordmotors150: cause tyler was hanging out with anthony when i gave him one so anthony wanted one too
fordmotors150: so how can you say no steven?
StoryOfaDeadman: really steven.. it doesn't even have to be sexual at all
StoryOfaDeadman: she only keeps those for tyler
StoryOfaDeadman: its just an initiation dance man
fordmotors150: seriously steven, i'm not gonna take your pants off or anything
StoryOfaDeadman: or hers..
fordmotors150: thank you billy. or mine.
fordmotors150: trust me steven, you've got it good. when we first started, the lap dances had to be very sexual
StoryOfaDeadman: dude are you gonna come or not?
fordmotors150: honestly steven, it'll be fun with three people
fordmotors150: now we can do three people things, right billy? instead of just two
Sp4rt4n 113: umm maybe
Sp4rt4n 113: if i dont hang out w/ my neighbors
StoryOfaDeadman: yup.. three is much better than two
StoryOfaDeadman: alright cool
fordmotors150: yes, trust us
fordmotors150: around two then, okay steven?
StoryOfaDeadman: I'll call you around 1:30 and you can tell me if you're coming or not
StoryOfaDeadman: just think about.. you'll have fun man for real
fordmotors150: definitely
Sp4rt4n 113: ok
StoryOfaDeadman: alright
The best part is that he believed it. At 1:30 we called him and he still believed us but said he was going to his friends. Later I talked to him online and he thought I was at Lori's lmao.. he is the most gullable person ever.