Comments | deafmaestro: "It's The Voice That Gets 'Em Moist!"

deafmaestro

"It's The Voice That Gets 'Em Moist!"

Jul 25, 2005 15:00

I had a bit of an epiphany just now. I was replying to an LJ friend, wtfunkymonkey in his LJ, and I came to a startling realization.

Me: "Oh, I always know what to say. It's an Irish thing - the "Gift of Gab" and all that. It's not knowing what to do when it comes to relationships that fucks my shit up. I really should just follow your lead ( Read more... )

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wtfunkymonkey July 25 2005, 13:23:20 UTC

Am I the only one that's thinking that the shirt should have Gilbert Gottfried's picture on it?

deafmaestro July 25 2005, 13:47:18 UTC

How the fuck would *I* know? I'm *DEAF*....

Just fucking with ya again, sorry. :) I know what he sounds like. Even being deaf doesn't save me from the violent aural-rape penetration of his voice. I would've gone with Bob"cat" Goldwaite myself. If he can pull off marrying Nikki Cox, I'd say he's proven the slogan a thousand times over.

wtfunkymonkey July 25 2005, 14:00:14 UTC

true dat, true dat.

So, are you like stone-cold no-hearing deaf or what?
I lack about 20-25% of my hearing, no real major deal but it makes it nearly impossible to hold on a conversation when there's background noise, and I can't understand most lyrics to music unless I concentrate really hard.
Interestingly enough on the flipside of that I have a very keen sense of hearing for the sounds I can hear; say a quarter dropping into a plasic bowel is easily distinguished from a quarter dropped into a plastic bucket (or even a bowel of another shape), basically nothing's ever 'just the wind' with me.

deafmaestro July 25 2005, 16:37:29 UTC

With your own hearing loss, you probably already understand what it's like better than most people who ask; and I never mind when someone asks, especially when I know they're coming from respectful curiosity ( ... )

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