YOU WANT A FUCKIN' UPDATE?!?! YOU WANT BLOOOOOOD?!?!?!

[deafmaestro]

Where the fuck do I begin? Too much has happened since the last post, and frankly some it is better left forgotten like a bitter hopeless cunt twisting in the wind... and that's exactly the image I envision in my head when I think back to certain people best left uncommented upon

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[wtfunkymonkey]

So, uhm.... that's it? WTF, it's been 5 months and this is all we get?

[deafmaestro]

Umm... Also; I wuv u?

[wtfunkymonkey]

Ahh... there we are. Things are better now.

But srsly.

[deafmaestro]

WTF do you want from me, man?! I'm offering you my *BEARD* here, for god's sake!!! Is that not enough to satiate your Chad-lust?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND WHAT SMELLS VAGUELY OF MOULDY CHEESE, I'M JUST ONE MAN!!!!

[bleedingmedry]

OMG! If I had no moral decency, I'd prolly try my darndest to get said beard, but my love for the chin fuzz aint so up there with the likes of diet coke, boggling minds and working on some metal explosive thing with my boss Osama...

Y'see, this space between us has grown, I'll have to get attached all over again...give me time m'love ^_-

[deafmaestro]

You have moral decency? Pffffft! I got rid of mine *years* ago!

Besides, if you bid on the beard, it can be used to boggle minds (Beard has already been boggling minds and winning hearts since 1993!), soak up errant spilt Diet Coke, and has been known to contain highly explosive properties!

ACT NOW!

[bleedingmedry]

I'm laughing so hard my coffee came out my nose, that one was for you sweetheart!

[deafmaestro]

Beard is also a convenient catcher of liquids sprayed from the nostrils, sputtered from the mouth, and dribbled from the lips! :)

[wtfunkymonkey]

i could use a little bit of help here, if you dont mind. Any chance of you showing up?
http://wtfunkymonkey.livejournal.com/143880.html?mode=reply

[deafmaestro]

Sure, what's up, buddy?

BTW, help me help you, 'cuz the link no workie. I got a Forbidden error (ooh, just like Christina Dolce!)

[wtfunkymonkey]

ha! i think you have to log in there, swift.