Section A: Canon Related
1. What’s your name? What fandom are you from? Dean Winchester, and I’m from the TV series Supernatural.
2. What do you do for a living? I hunt angry-as-hell ghosts, demons, monsters, and help solve whatever supernatural problem any civilian in the U.S. has.
3. Do you have any family? I have my brother, Sam Winchester. (Mari-since we know family doesn’t have to end with blood, I’ll add Bobby Singer. He’s like a second dad to me.)
4. Who are your friends/allies/acquaintances? I don’t freakin’ have anyone else, okay? Oh wait--I guess Castiel counts, right? You know he’s my so-called “guardian angel”, and he’s the only angel out there I’m reluctant to call an ally.
5. Who are your enemies, or who is it that you just can’t get along with? All the other angels, ALL demons, all angry spirits, anything that’s tried to kill Sam and me, most law enforcers... The list goes on and on, really. Having lots of nasty enemies comes right along with the job.
6. Do you have a love interest, or perhaps a crush on someone? (Mari, this had better not be a developing habit of yours. Or I swear I will do all I can in my power to end you.) Basically it’s the same sentence in number 4. Do I really have to explain why? Anyone with half a brain knows that the life of a hunter leaves no room for long-term relationships.
7. If you had a wish that could come true, what would it be? To live a normal life, maybe?
8. Name one or more pairings you would not or do not appreciate. This reminds me on what we agreed on earlier. We are not into Bela Talbot like this, not even angry sex in the least. That chick’s been a pain in my ass and has given Sammy and I nothing but trouble (uh, hello, she sold the fucking Colt to somebody after stealing it from us). I’m not into thieving and conniving women who get their inheritance after letting a demon do the dirty work for them. (Remember that Panfandom RPG thing you were going to put Sammy in? No offense to that certain Dean writer at all, but damn... I’m glad the version of Sam I share space with didn’t have to really witness that.)
Okay, let’s get another obvious shipping out of the way; Wincest. Sam and I are brothers who back each other up, and no closer than that. Crazier and rabid fangirls of my show would think of it hot if I... You know what? I’m not really going to write anymore on it. Long story short; I’M NOT GAY. Never in A gazillion years, I will never EVER swing that way.
NO, not even Ruby. Fuck no-never liked her, definitely not in that way. Anyone would catch me dead than getting into bed with something like her. Demons are things you just can’t trust with your life, let alone your heart for crying out loud. It’s stupid. Sam had been strung along like a puppet by that bitch, but because of the fact that he’s my brother, I’ll go no further into that.
9. Name one or more pairings you would or do appreciate. Mari, if ya don’t mind, I would rather not answer this question of my own free will. Freedom of speech; if you don’t like it, tough. (No doubt you’ll be sharing this to a bunch of people whenever we can get back on the internet. Whatever, I don’t care. You know me well enough to know I’m not the spill-your-guts-out-on-a-whim type of guy.)
10. Make two separate lists. Have one be of ten likes, and the other be of ten dislikes.
Likes:
1. Damn good beer
2. Classic rock
3. My ‘67 Chevy Impala
4. Good sub-sandwiches
5. Cute or hot looking women
6. Comfortable vibrating hotel/motel beds
7. Killing evil sons of bitches and raising a little hell
8. Kidding around with Sammy
9. A good game of poker
10. Getting through the day without getting killed
Dislikes:
1. Demons
2. Witches
3. Hospitals
4. Vampires
5. God awful hangovers
6. Stale, microwavable food
7. Dickhead angels
8. Bad things happening to good people
9. Being so sore it hurts to move, or breathe even
10. Whenever my family (yeah, this means Bobby too) gets in serious trouble
11. What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you? ... All the years spent in the hellfire.
12. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you? Out of all the good things, picking out a best is a toughie... Okay, since I know I can answer this one, how about the day Dad gave me the Impala? Yeah. The first drive with my baby-no day could be sweeter than that.
13. You’re about to be stranded on an unknown island, and your time to stay alive there is limited. Name three items you’d be able to carry and not live without. Elaborate why on each item. Good freaking God... This question is not fair, Mari. Fine, if you insist, I’d take a flask of holy water (You think demons would be capable of pulling such a stunt? Better safe than sorry, right?), a gun (preferably the Colt for wasting anything badass enough to get at me), and my hunting knife (would be very useful in not only close combat, but to hunt down any animals to eat and cut down coconuts from palm trees). That good enough for you, bitch?
14. If you had the chance to say something to the creator(s) of your canon, what would it be? Easy; I’d tell them to cut Sam and I some freakin’ slack. Also, if we DO have to bring down Lucifer together, both of us had better go down swinging, and leave my brother alone. And one more thing, to let us have a good long break once that son of a bitch and the apocalypse has ended.
Section B: On Your Writer
1. Put down one word to describe me. Even better, I’ll say more than one: Twisted, Evil (you can be such a sadistic bitch sometimes), Annoying, and Hyperactively-Nuts at times. On the other hand, you can be cool, funny, and laid-back-I’m more fond on that side of you than the other.
2. How well do I write you out? I’d say well enough. It can be sometimes annoying as hell as to how well you know me, Mari.
Y’know, I hate to be Captain Obvious, but you know well that I feel you’re blackmailing me to completely fill out this thing, or else you’ll come up with something I would hate your freakin’ guts for. So what the hell have I done to deserve this? It’s not my problem that you can’t feel the right to interfere and work your magic fingers to sober up Sam from the demon blood, or whatever favors I’ve asked to help resolve what happened in the show. “I can’t do that, Dean, it’s cheating. It wouldn’t be really fair if I intervened too much.” Oh, I’m sorry I haven’t been a huggable guy drinking buckets of sunshine lately. And as well as I know you, you’re finding this amusing. THIS is partly why I can’t stand you half the time. The more embarrassing stuff (like those parody quickies) is the other part.
3. If I interpret you poorly or not enough (otherwise skip this one), state any suggestions as to how this can be improved.
4. State some traits about me that you like. At this rate, I don’t know if I will. You already know that anyway: some of your music taste, that singing voice you got, that you always try to be as realistic as possible with your stories, and your sense of humor in general (and I’m not counting on those times I’m the butt of a joke or prank). I highly doubt you’ll forget this, or anything about me. (No shit you’re thinking, “Oh, I’ll make him do all this anyway, ‘cause it’s FUN.”) You’ve got the first three seasons of the show on DVD, and it won’t be anytime soon that you’d abandon Sam and I over some other muse or fandom.
5. State some traits about me that you don’t like. Yahtzee, just the thing I don’t mind answering. I don’t like repeating myself, so what I didn’t mention already is your knack for designing some really scary characters and monsters (not that you should make up a lot of cutesy stuff either, and not like the so-called Cheesy Era with stuff you wrote down as a kid...).
6. Having fun? Uh, no? Yeah, I think I’ll have to say no; I don’t like doing stuff I don’t want to do. I don’t care if this is for some reference thing to keep me “fresh and at the ready”, or just because you are bored and want to do almost anything with me.
7. Of course I put down the previous one down for the hell of it... Anywhoo, this is the last one for Section B. Do you know what position or role you’ve been given in the Space? I don’t believe I have one. Don’t care if I get one or not; I would only forget it later.
Section C: The Muses You Share Space With
1. Of all muses you share space with that’s not canon mates, who would you trust with your life? Most likely Leon Kennedy, and perhaps Cloud Strife too. They’re both fought against hordes of monsters and endured whatever crazy shit you lined up for us before.
2. Out of all the canon mates you share space with, who would you trust with your life? I’d like to say my brother, but lately, I don’t know. He’s been doing some stuff that’s been costing his humanity. Bobby? Definitely.
3. Which of all muses do you really hate? All the original demon muses you have. It’d be an honor if you let me gank them all. I also really do not like the Eternal Darkness baddies-Xel’lotath and Pious Augustus (and don’t even think about doing a Supernatural/Eternal Darkness crossover-as much fun as that could be for you, it would not be nearly as much fun for Sammy and I). There’s also Lucy, the horned bitch Sam and I will have to deal with sooner or later in that fanfiction you’re co-writing with.
4. Who are you neutral with? Mr. Fruitcake for sure, AKA Dexter Morgan. I wouldn’t exactly be friends with him, even though he knows he’s different (sicko different) and has some demon thing inside of him. And I wouldn’t really defend the assholes who deserve what’s coming to them either. There are of course those I’m slightly more than neutral with, but I don’t really feel like listing them.
5. Which muses do you think you could just sit down and talk to without worry? Cloud, Leon, Ada (doubt I’d ever get alone with that babe), Sammy, Bobby, Train I guess, Jake and his friends, Most of the other Resident Evil muses you have (wherever they are), and Ayato Kamina.
6. Name some of the weirdest and craziest muses you’ve ever met. Brain from that Igor movie (A talking idiot brain in a wheeled jar, WTF? He’s annoying!), Kuja Tribal-remember him, Mari? That guy was a real narcissist, and a psycho... Xel’lotath is tons of buckets of crazy. Lucy the Diclonius Bitch is homicidal crazy. Dexter Morgan is definitely a weirdo and a freak.
Section D: Closing
Anything else you’d like to add for this survey? For the record, I’d rather not have you do something like this to me again. Got it?