Are patients getting more idiotic?

[deanof_medicine]

I just treated a man who was cheating on his wife and she shoved a spatula up his ass. I would have given him to House.

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[patients_lie]

Love to help you, but... can't! I hope you told him something enlightening in my place, though.

[deanof_medicine]

Don't give your wife an STD and blame it on toilet seats.

[patients_lie]

... I'm impressed. There's hope for you yet.

[deanof_medicine]

At least I didn't need to see an old woman's vagina.