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1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
Sometimes. It's more a reflex thing than an actual intention.
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
It's much more fun if you have someone else with you! Canteloupe bowling!
3. 3? Has anyone seen 3?
4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?
Lump sum all the way. Gimme my money.
5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Depends on the location and mood. In the car, just driving.... loud. In the car, trying to follow directions.... not so much. Home and just relaxing.... reasonable levels. Home and bouncy and wanting to do something but there's nothing to do and I need to get this energy OUT.... probably pretty loud.
6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Sunny beaches!
7. When do you brush your teeth?
When I wake up, or after I eat something funky.
8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I can. I am physically capable of doing so. I don't really see the point, though.
9. Soft bed or firm?
Firm, please. My back's killing me.
10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Some of both. It all depends on the mood.
11. What's one of your worst memories?
My 16th birthday. I'm not going into it, but suffice it to say it was beyond bad, and is one of the reasons I still have problems with my dad.
12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Peace and love, brother. Peace and loooooooooove.
13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
A few close friends. Really close. Like, all of us squeezed into a phone booth close.
14. What are your plans for October?
Getting settled into a new home and starting a new life far from my current one. Yay! Happy thoughts!
15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Money is no object? I'd buy a cruise ship, declare myself my own country, and live at sea!
16. What is your ideal profession?
Independently wealthy cruise ship country president. Or perhaps owner of my own comic book shop.
17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Mom, yes.... dad, not so much.
18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
rejection
19. Are you good at math?
Well, that really depends on what kind of math you're talking about. I'm a whiz at calc, and high-level stats are my thang, but differential equations I have to actually think about. Of course, if you mean doing stuff with numbers.... ummm..... that's why God invented calculators.
21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
Yes. Yes, there is.
22. Rate your life on a scale from 1 - 10:
2? 3? -785?
23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
I've done roommates. I don't wanna do it again. Well, unless it's someone that's more "mate" than "roomie," if you get the drift.
24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?:
If I say Yes, are you going to pester me for a name?
25. Do you like to drive?
When it's non-work-related, yes. But all the work-driving has been really making it less fun.
26. Favorite channel?
I don't really have a favorite. I love all my friends equally.
27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Ask for a second opinion, since I haven't had sex in over 2 years.
28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
Does spit count as money?
29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
Vegas, baby!
30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
I chose completely random items off the shelf, without even looking at them. ... Of course I have a list! Or at least a general idea of what I need! This question is silly.
31. What do you wear to sleep in?
Usually shorts. Sweats if it's cold.
32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Live it up! Tell everyone everything I never told them before, do every insane thing I always put off until "later," and just generally carpe the shit out of that diem.
33. You're having a bad day, what one thing can make your day better?
I wouldn't know. I haven't had a day made better in so long that I've forgotten what did it. They're all just miserable.
34. Tanning bed?
Eggplant?
35. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
Yes. Yes, there is.
36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Not again!
37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Well, I was scheduled to advise the Chancellor of Germany regarding this Tom Cruise Hitler movie, but I gave it all up for you, my little memey friend.
38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?
You mean everyone doesn't know that already? Shit. Am I the only one?
39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Bacon!
40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?:
Probably Britney again. She's always bugging me at 4am. Damn it, girl! I don't give a shit how much you hate K-Fed! Quit calling me!
Sometimes. It's more a reflex thing than an actual intention.
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
It's much more fun if you have someone else with you! Canteloupe bowling!
3. 3? Has anyone seen 3?
4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?
Lump sum all the way. Gimme my money.
5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Depends on the location and mood. In the car, just driving.... loud. In the car, trying to follow directions.... not so much. Home and just relaxing.... reasonable levels. Home and bouncy and wanting to do something but there's nothing to do and I need to get this energy OUT.... probably pretty loud.
6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Sunny beaches!
7. When do you brush your teeth?
When I wake up, or after I eat something funky.
8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I can. I am physically capable of doing so. I don't really see the point, though.
9. Soft bed or firm?
Firm, please. My back's killing me.
10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Some of both. It all depends on the mood.
11. What's one of your worst memories?
My 16th birthday. I'm not going into it, but suffice it to say it was beyond bad, and is one of the reasons I still have problems with my dad.
12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
Peace and love, brother. Peace and loooooooooove.
13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
A few close friends. Really close. Like, all of us squeezed into a phone booth close.
14. What are your plans for October?
Getting settled into a new home and starting a new life far from my current one. Yay! Happy thoughts!
15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Money is no object? I'd buy a cruise ship, declare myself my own country, and live at sea!
16. What is your ideal profession?
Independently wealthy cruise ship country president. Or perhaps owner of my own comic book shop.
17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Mom, yes.... dad, not so much.
18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
rejection
19. Are you good at math?
Well, that really depends on what kind of math you're talking about. I'm a whiz at calc, and high-level stats are my thang, but differential equations I have to actually think about. Of course, if you mean doing stuff with numbers.... ummm..... that's why God invented calculators.
21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?
Yes. Yes, there is.
22. Rate your life on a scale from 1 - 10:
2? 3? -785?
23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
I've done roommates. I don't wanna do it again. Well, unless it's someone that's more "mate" than "roomie," if you get the drift.
24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?:
If I say Yes, are you going to pester me for a name?
25. Do you like to drive?
When it's non-work-related, yes. But all the work-driving has been really making it less fun.
26. Favorite channel?
I don't really have a favorite. I love all my friends equally.
27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Ask for a second opinion, since I haven't had sex in over 2 years.
28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
Does spit count as money?
29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
Vegas, baby!
30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?
I chose completely random items off the shelf, without even looking at them. ... Of course I have a list! Or at least a general idea of what I need! This question is silly.
31. What do you wear to sleep in?
Usually shorts. Sweats if it's cold.
32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Live it up! Tell everyone everything I never told them before, do every insane thing I always put off until "later," and just generally carpe the shit out of that diem.
33. You're having a bad day, what one thing can make your day better?
I wouldn't know. I haven't had a day made better in so long that I've forgotten what did it. They're all just miserable.
34. Tanning bed?
Eggplant?
35. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
Yes. Yes, there is.
36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Not again!
37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Well, I was scheduled to advise the Chancellor of Germany regarding this Tom Cruise Hitler movie, but I gave it all up for you, my little memey friend.
38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?
You mean everyone doesn't know that already? Shit. Am I the only one?
39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
Bacon!
40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?:
Probably Britney again. She's always bugging me at 4am. Damn it, girl! I don't give a shit how much you hate K-Fed! Quit calling me!