Sex Meme
Answer all the following questions in as much detail as you dare! When you are finished, post the entire survey on your blog and send it to five people.
1. How old were you when you first fell in love?
16, my high school love, Ray.
2. Are you a virgin?
Not for a long fucking time.
3. Are you bi-sexual?
Not yet.
4. Are you single?
I'm married but have many lovers in my dreams!
5. How old were you when you first had sex?
13
6. What is your Favorite Sex Position?
On my hands and knees
7. How many times have you had sex in one day?
Uh, about 8 to 12. I was really drunk.
8. Was it the same person for #1 and #2?
No
9. Have you ever had sex with more than one person within a week's time?
Yes.
10. Have you ever had sex with more than one person within a day's time?
Yes, hence the 8 to 12 answer to #7. It was a great orgy from what I can remember.
11. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
Yes, see #7 and #12
12. Have you ever paid for sex?
No
13. Have you ever been paid for sex?
No
14. Have you ever been called a HOE?
Not to my face
15. Have you ever been called a SLUT?
I call myself that sometimes but from someone else in a serious conversation - I'd kill a bitch.
16. Have you ever been called a PIMP?
No
17. Do you have GAME?
Yes I do
18. Do you use condoms?
No, not in a long time since my two marriages and even prior to them. Back in my wild days you only worried about pregnancy really and I couldn't get pregnant so it wasn't an issue. The common STDs back then weren't a big deal if you picked the right partner, so my answer is maybe twice in my whole sex life.
19. Do you like to give oral sex?
Yes
20. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Fuck yes
21. Who do you fantasize about?
Jeff Hardy, Jared Padalecki, Jason Momoa, see the end of this post.
22. Have you had sex in your parents bed?
Haha! Yes I have! Right before I moved out!
23. Have you had sex in a car?
Yes.
24. Have you had an STD test?
Yes
25. Do you masturbate?
Yep. No one knows me like I know me.
26. Do you have any sex toys?
Yes, I have a little treasure trove of toys that are for my enjoyment and the great thing is my hubby uses them on me too.
27. What was your most exciting sexual experience?
Sex on a wave runner! Yes we were hauling across the lake while I sat in his lap and rode him. Or maybe it was the orgy from above. I was dating one hot as sin dude and he was a twin and lo and behold, his brother showed up at the party. Yes, a dream come true, doing my boyfriend and his twin at the same time (that was another question) plus the others there. It was a long night.
28. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
It wasn't embarrassing for me or Freddie but my friends so... I worked at Dilliard's Department Store for extra cash one summer and met and hit it off with a guy that worked there too. His name of all things, Freddie Casanova and he so was. He worked in the stock room and we threw a bunch of comforters on the floor, stripped down and went at it. Right in the thick of things and damn he was thick - my friends that worked security for the store came in and caught us. We told em to get out and kept going! Those two guys couldn't look me in the eyes for days.
29. How many people have you had sex with?
Lost count. I can't remember how many I was with in one night! You expect me to remember my life of sexual partners? Pfft!
30. Anything else?
All Access Pass given to everyone here.
1. How old were you when you first fell in love?
16, my high school love, Ray.
2. Are you a virgin?
Not for a long fucking time.
3. Are you bi-sexual?
Not yet.
4. Are you single?
I'm married but have many lovers in my dreams!
5. How old were you when you first had sex?
13
6. What is your Favorite Sex Position?
On my hands and knees
7. How many times have you had sex in one day?
Uh, about 8 to 12. I was really drunk.
8. Was it the same person for #1 and #2?
No
9. Have you ever had sex with more than one person within a week's time?
Yes.
10. Have you ever had sex with more than one person within a day's time?
Yes, hence the 8 to 12 answer to #7. It was a great orgy from what I can remember.
11. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
Yes, see #7 and #12
12. Have you ever paid for sex?
No
13. Have you ever been paid for sex?
No
14. Have you ever been called a HOE?
Not to my face
15. Have you ever been called a SLUT?
I call myself that sometimes but from someone else in a serious conversation - I'd kill a bitch.
16. Have you ever been called a PIMP?
No
17. Do you have GAME?
Yes I do
18. Do you use condoms?
No, not in a long time since my two marriages and even prior to them. Back in my wild days you only worried about pregnancy really and I couldn't get pregnant so it wasn't an issue. The common STDs back then weren't a big deal if you picked the right partner, so my answer is maybe twice in my whole sex life.
19. Do you like to give oral sex?
Yes
20. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Fuck yes
21. Who do you fantasize about?
Jeff Hardy, Jared Padalecki, Jason Momoa, see the end of this post.
22. Have you had sex in your parents bed?
Haha! Yes I have! Right before I moved out!
23. Have you had sex in a car?
Yes.
24. Have you had an STD test?
Yes
25. Do you masturbate?
Yep. No one knows me like I know me.
26. Do you have any sex toys?
Yes, I have a little treasure trove of toys that are for my enjoyment and the great thing is my hubby uses them on me too.
27. What was your most exciting sexual experience?
Sex on a wave runner! Yes we were hauling across the lake while I sat in his lap and rode him. Or maybe it was the orgy from above. I was dating one hot as sin dude and he was a twin and lo and behold, his brother showed up at the party. Yes, a dream come true, doing my boyfriend and his twin at the same time (that was another question) plus the others there. It was a long night.
28. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
It wasn't embarrassing for me or Freddie but my friends so... I worked at Dilliard's Department Store for extra cash one summer and met and hit it off with a guy that worked there too. His name of all things, Freddie Casanova and he so was. He worked in the stock room and we threw a bunch of comforters on the floor, stripped down and went at it. Right in the thick of things and damn he was thick - my friends that worked security for the store came in and caught us. We told em to get out and kept going! Those two guys couldn't look me in the eyes for days.
29. How many people have you had sex with?
Lost count. I can't remember how many I was with in one night! You expect me to remember my life of sexual partners? Pfft!
30. Anything else?
All Access Pass given to everyone here.