1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
sadness1986 is evil! She has officially left me sitting here, staring at this post with my fingers hovering over the keyboard while my brain is repeating over and over - "does not compute!" Smoke is coming from my ears, a spike of pain shooting through my temples. "Does not compute!"
She did this to me!
deans_mate , here are your candidates:
Edge
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
Twenty plus minutes have now officially passed and I'm still staring at pics trying to make up my mind and the reasoning behind it.
I'm posting them in reverse order to give me time on the last two.
Throw off a cliff: Edge
Reason: Despite the fact that I have always loved Adam and will always love him (don't throw shit at me *ducks*) I'd have to pitch him off a cliff in this circumstance due to the fact that I cannot abide a cheater. He's a nice man when you meet him but in this little fantasy, he's screaming on his way over the EDGE! Yes, he'd be a hot lay but I can't bring myself to throw my next choice off a cliff.
Shag: Matt Hardy
Reason: Love Matty! Love him completely! He is a great man; kind and gracious. The only thing that keeps me from choosing him as a husband are the impressions I get from random DVDs. He seems to be emotionally stinted in the relationship department. Definitely something I'd love to remedy with him but it's hard to teach a man to show his emotions when he's unused to doing so. The business is his life and I'd want to come first in his heart. I'd ride him in a heartbeat though!
Marry: Jeff Hardy
Reason: He is perfect as is! Jeff is a free spirit that lives for himself and his loved ones. He is earthbound and does not let the business control his life. He has a beautiful mind and spirit and commits himself to his emotions. I envision him being very attentive and caring to the woman that possesses his heart.