Wiggy

[serene_orange]

Dear Wiggington,

When I open my eyes in the morning, I am not playing a game with you. If I wanted to play a game, it wouldn't be "whack-an-eyeball".

Seriously, stop hitting me in the goddamn f**king eyes when I wake up.

Thanks,

The lady with the sore red eyeballs.

P.S.

I hate you, you scary effing cat.

Comments

[beenie]

Oh goodness. I got a great laugh out of this. Hope the letter helps with the sore eyeballs situation.
You know you really love your freaky little face-smacker.

[serene_orange]

I do. She is scary, but always interesting

[antonchigurh]

Ninja cat.

[galaxxxe]

She's a stalker kitty!

[serene_orange]

She was. Now she is a full grown brat.