[Naruto] Dear Sasuke....
Name of Series: Naruto
Name of Character: Uchiha Sasuke
Warnings: Spoilers up to 416. Also, profanity, rage, and quite heavy character bashing. I really apologize for the tone of this letter; but this has been building up for a while now, and I finally needed to vent.
Summary:
Dear Uchiha Sasuke.
Gh. It makes me sick just to even use the word 'dear' that close to your name, even in formality. The very thought of standing here, speaking to you makes my body wont for nausea, and I'm doing all I can to hold it back. Do you realize how repugnant you are? Do you?! Honestly, I'm asking. You're a terrible creature.
And terribly dull-witted, as well.
You don't seem to get that Madara's using your ass for his own ends? That this is most likely some magnificent, well-sewn plot by the leader of your "now-dead" clan to get back at his original rivals, without even having to lift a finger. You're his patsy, and you're too much of a dumbass to realize it. Congratulations, you're even stupider than I imagined.
How in the bloody fuck did you manage to destroy this fandom when you're dumb as a goddamn rock? (And I apologize to any rocks I've offended with my previous comment.)
Yes. I'm an Otogakure supporter and an Orochimaru fan.
And all you did was shit on my fandom from day one. You were fucking awful; and all that was useful about you were your eyes--and god damn you for having them. If you hadn't come along; if you had stayed in Konoha---mostly all of Otogakure would very likely still be breathing at this point.
Five good shinobi would not have lost their lives trying to drag you back, and then five other shinobi (nine if you count the interlopers) would not have had to risk their lives chasing your ass down, either.
Also, I wouldn't have had to go through all the bullshit I do now. Do you know what kinds of slings and arrows I've had to take because of you? Orochimaru was an amazing villain, and man---and because of you, he's been made into a laughingstock--a shadow of his former self.
People say he wanted you sexually, and equate him to other nasty dregs of life. They call him pervert, and pedophile. He's not a fucking saint by any stretch of the imagination, but he's certainly not any of these things either.
And it's not just him that is dealt these barbs; his following, as well, takes the same abuse--as everyone seems to find it prudent to insult us for even breathing we like him; stemming from the damage you have caused.
Instead of his being the well-feared, intelligent, mysterious and powerful entity looming just in the background, hands on the world's strings, he is now a mockery and a farce.
He didn't want you, you self-absorbed asshole. He wanted your eyes. Don't think that you're anything special. You were never anything special. It has always been your doujutsu. That is the only reason anyone puts up with you.
And yet, because the Sharingan is so legendary and insurmountable, you've magically gained god powers. La-dee-fucking-dah. You can do anything now. And it revolts me to my core, but makes me more saddened.
I speak about you ruining the Otogakure fandom, and you did---but--moreso, you ruined the entirety of the Naruto fandom. By making the series unbalanced, by taking center stage, and by having nothing come at a difficulty. You are able to kill whomever you want with barely any trouble--characters that, I may add had taken down kage-level ninja by themselves--as well as spawning three lackluster characters.
I will admit that if Suigetsu and Juugo had have existed somewhere else, I might have liked them. Karin, never. All she exists for is to be a fawning sycophant for you--that part of Sakura and Ino's psyche that did nothing but lust for you magnified into an entire one-dimensional personality.
The story is not about the struggle to grow up, to change, and to become the person you truly want to be, following your own way---and protecting those people you love anymore. It's about one boy's emo-rage for misplaced revenge that he THINKS is 'following his own way' and his overwhelming infallibilty--even when faced with something as powerful as an eight-tailed bijuu. All you had to do was look at him with the sharingan, and magic happened.
You should have been dead. Or at least incapacitated. Your chest and throat were ripped open. Why you did not bleed out is a great mystery. Anyone else would have. But, because you are protected with 'creator armor', you however can survive it, and somehow awaken a powerful jutsu by doing nothing but thinking of your past--the past that you yourself forsook--and suddenly kill everything around you. It makes no sense.
Also, why would your past stir so much up for you if you are going to go do nothing but destroy it? Seems kind of oxymoronic to me.
The story has spiraled into nothing but a three-ring circus, and I honestly can't stand it anymore. I'm sick of you. I hope that the Raikage brings every bit of pain down upon you that you deserve for hurting his brother; a fitting and ironic end for you. But, if that doesn't happen (and it probably won't knowing how the series has been going), I really pray that you will get your comeuppance from somewhere. Maybe Naruto, Maybe Sakura, Maybe the whole of Konoha. In any case, there's no turning back now--you've fucked yourself over too much, and burned every bridge you had--except one, that is, while scorched, still stubbornly standing.
Naruto still thinks you can be redeemed.
God, his innocence is beautiful, isn't it? Kinda makes you regret who you turned on--the family you've always fucking had and yet you never saw. The family that could have saved you from yourself, the family that actually treated you like a goddamn person of worth, instead of just another cog in the machine. The family that loved you beyond all else.
The family that you put through so much pain that it isn't even describable by existing language because no word is strong enough.
Just like there is no word strong enough to convey my hatred for you.
I guess that is where Naruto was wrong..and I pity him for his plight, my heart going out to him. He'll never see the truth.
No-one could ever redeem scum like you. You were born damned. And you will die the same. And anyone who touches you will realize this--either immediately, or too late. Do everyone a favor. And jump the fuck off this mortal coil.
Praying for your swiftly-coming, and yet horrifically agonizing death,
Utahime Lorelei
P.S.: I hope you enjoy going blind. Maybe your comeuppance is coming swifter than I thought it would. Ha!
Name of Character: Uchiha Sasuke
Warnings: Spoilers up to 416. Also, profanity, rage, and quite heavy character bashing. I really apologize for the tone of this letter; but this has been building up for a while now, and I finally needed to vent.
Summary:
Dear Uchiha Sasuke.
Gh. It makes me sick just to even use the word 'dear' that close to your name, even in formality. The very thought of standing here, speaking to you makes my body wont for nausea, and I'm doing all I can to hold it back. Do you realize how repugnant you are? Do you?! Honestly, I'm asking. You're a terrible creature.
And terribly dull-witted, as well.
You don't seem to get that Madara's using your ass for his own ends? That this is most likely some magnificent, well-sewn plot by the leader of your "now-dead" clan to get back at his original rivals, without even having to lift a finger. You're his patsy, and you're too much of a dumbass to realize it. Congratulations, you're even stupider than I imagined.
How in the bloody fuck did you manage to destroy this fandom when you're dumb as a goddamn rock? (And I apologize to any rocks I've offended with my previous comment.)
Yes. I'm an Otogakure supporter and an Orochimaru fan.
And all you did was shit on my fandom from day one. You were fucking awful; and all that was useful about you were your eyes--and god damn you for having them. If you hadn't come along; if you had stayed in Konoha---mostly all of Otogakure would very likely still be breathing at this point.
Five good shinobi would not have lost their lives trying to drag you back, and then five other shinobi (nine if you count the interlopers) would not have had to risk their lives chasing your ass down, either.
Also, I wouldn't have had to go through all the bullshit I do now. Do you know what kinds of slings and arrows I've had to take because of you? Orochimaru was an amazing villain, and man---and because of you, he's been made into a laughingstock--a shadow of his former self.
People say he wanted you sexually, and equate him to other nasty dregs of life. They call him pervert, and pedophile. He's not a fucking saint by any stretch of the imagination, but he's certainly not any of these things either.
And it's not just him that is dealt these barbs; his following, as well, takes the same abuse--as everyone seems to find it prudent to insult us for even breathing we like him; stemming from the damage you have caused.
Instead of his being the well-feared, intelligent, mysterious and powerful entity looming just in the background, hands on the world's strings, he is now a mockery and a farce.
He didn't want you, you self-absorbed asshole. He wanted your eyes. Don't think that you're anything special. You were never anything special. It has always been your doujutsu. That is the only reason anyone puts up with you.
And yet, because the Sharingan is so legendary and insurmountable, you've magically gained god powers. La-dee-fucking-dah. You can do anything now. And it revolts me to my core, but makes me more saddened.
I speak about you ruining the Otogakure fandom, and you did---but--moreso, you ruined the entirety of the Naruto fandom. By making the series unbalanced, by taking center stage, and by having nothing come at a difficulty. You are able to kill whomever you want with barely any trouble--characters that, I may add had taken down kage-level ninja by themselves--as well as spawning three lackluster characters.
I will admit that if Suigetsu and Juugo had have existed somewhere else, I might have liked them. Karin, never. All she exists for is to be a fawning sycophant for you--that part of Sakura and Ino's psyche that did nothing but lust for you magnified into an entire one-dimensional personality.
The story is not about the struggle to grow up, to change, and to become the person you truly want to be, following your own way---and protecting those people you love anymore. It's about one boy's emo-rage for misplaced revenge that he THINKS is 'following his own way' and his overwhelming infallibilty--even when faced with something as powerful as an eight-tailed bijuu. All you had to do was look at him with the sharingan, and magic happened.
You should have been dead. Or at least incapacitated. Your chest and throat were ripped open. Why you did not bleed out is a great mystery. Anyone else would have. But, because you are protected with 'creator armor', you however can survive it, and somehow awaken a powerful jutsu by doing nothing but thinking of your past--the past that you yourself forsook--and suddenly kill everything around you. It makes no sense.
Also, why would your past stir so much up for you if you are going to go do nothing but destroy it? Seems kind of oxymoronic to me.
The story has spiraled into nothing but a three-ring circus, and I honestly can't stand it anymore. I'm sick of you. I hope that the Raikage brings every bit of pain down upon you that you deserve for hurting his brother; a fitting and ironic end for you. But, if that doesn't happen (and it probably won't knowing how the series has been going), I really pray that you will get your comeuppance from somewhere. Maybe Naruto, Maybe Sakura, Maybe the whole of Konoha. In any case, there's no turning back now--you've fucked yourself over too much, and burned every bridge you had--except one, that is, while scorched, still stubbornly standing.
Naruto still thinks you can be redeemed.
God, his innocence is beautiful, isn't it? Kinda makes you regret who you turned on--the family you've always fucking had and yet you never saw. The family that could have saved you from yourself, the family that actually treated you like a goddamn person of worth, instead of just another cog in the machine. The family that loved you beyond all else.
The family that you put through so much pain that it isn't even describable by existing language because no word is strong enough.
Just like there is no word strong enough to convey my hatred for you.
I guess that is where Naruto was wrong..and I pity him for his plight, my heart going out to him. He'll never see the truth.
No-one could ever redeem scum like you. You were born damned. And you will die the same. And anyone who touches you will realize this--either immediately, or too late. Do everyone a favor. And jump the fuck off this mortal coil.
Praying for your swiftly-coming, and yet horrifically agonizing death,
Utahime Lorelei
P.S.: I hope you enjoy going blind. Maybe your comeuppance is coming swifter than I thought it would. Ha!