[Without a Trace] Dear Agent Martin Fitzgerald
Name of Series: Without a Trace
Name of Character: Martin Fitzgerald
Warnings: Angry talk, possible male-directed put-downs
It has come to the attention of the FBI's New York Department of Missing Persons that you are fraternizing in an intimate way with a woman believed to be linked to the shooting death of a security guard during a bank robbery. We order you to discontinue this highly inadvisable relationship with this suspect, first, because it looks suspicious, secondly... how else can we put this except in informal terms:
She's a dangerous skank. Come on, she held a *GUN* to your head. Dangerous much? If you get off by having a woman hold a dangerous object to your head, go to a BDSM dungeon and hire a dominatrix. It's less likely to result in you getting killed, disabled or thrown out of the FBI. Think with the head that's at the top of your body, not the one halfway down it for a change. Those drugs you got messed up with a few years back have fried your brain: get some help, will you? It is not weak or unmanly to go to a therapist regularly. It's weak and unmanly to *NOT* take care of your mental health.
Sincerely,
(Ms.) Renata Maguire
Name of Character: Martin Fitzgerald
Warnings: Angry talk, possible male-directed put-downs
It has come to the attention of the FBI's New York Department of Missing Persons that you are fraternizing in an intimate way with a woman believed to be linked to the shooting death of a security guard during a bank robbery. We order you to discontinue this highly inadvisable relationship with this suspect, first, because it looks suspicious, secondly... how else can we put this except in informal terms:
She's a dangerous skank. Come on, she held a *GUN* to your head. Dangerous much? If you get off by having a woman hold a dangerous object to your head, go to a BDSM dungeon and hire a dominatrix. It's less likely to result in you getting killed, disabled or thrown out of the FBI. Think with the head that's at the top of your body, not the one halfway down it for a change. Those drugs you got messed up with a few years back have fried your brain: get some help, will you? It is not weak or unmanly to go to a therapist regularly. It's weak and unmanly to *NOT* take care of your mental health.
Sincerely,
(Ms.) Renata Maguire