[Supernatural]Dear Dean
Name of Series: Supernatural
Name of Character: Dean Winchester
Warnings: angry!wording, slight profanity, some spoilers for this Season of Fail.
Summary: Dean, I love you but we need to talk.
Dear Dean,
You know I love you, right? I want to take you home and feed you pie until you’re finally happy. I don’t think any other character in the entirety of the Supernatural verse has sacrificed more and deserves a more happy ending. You’ve put everyone in front of yourself since you were a child and I respect that, I truly do.
But what the FUCK is up with your Sam-esque level of Dumbass this season?
Sammy’s supposed to be the brilliant but dumb as a box of rocks Winchester brother, remember? He’s the one who sleeps with snakes like Ruby, gets hooked on demon bloody and generally walks around with his head shoved up his ass.
Not to say I don’t like your brother, mind you but this is me talking to you, Dean.
And while I realize you’ve always had a certain level of douchebaggery inside you, this is getting ridiculous. Deliberately saying the most awful thing you can say to Sam to completely fuck him up in the head?
Don’t even get me STARTED on you leaving him there and driving off in the Impala like you’re some big man who’s going to go tell Michael what’s what.
Also, Castiel. Dude gave up everything for you, how about you treat him a little nicer? The dude’s had the rug yanked out from underneath him a couple of times this season so you going and doing the thing he’s given up so much for to prevent is kind of a kick in the teeth.
I’ll be honest, I cheered when he gave you an old school Wrath of God beatdown. Because you know what, you had it coming.
I can only hope that’s enough to yank your head out of your ass before you step into permanent Moron Land.
I love you, Dean, but oooo I want to just give you a boot to the head.
-Your Much Exasperated Fangirl
El
Name of Character: Dean Winchester
Warnings: angry!wording, slight profanity, some spoilers for this Season of Fail.
Summary: Dean, I love you but we need to talk.
Dear Dean,
You know I love you, right? I want to take you home and feed you pie until you’re finally happy. I don’t think any other character in the entirety of the Supernatural verse has sacrificed more and deserves a more happy ending. You’ve put everyone in front of yourself since you were a child and I respect that, I truly do.
But what the FUCK is up with your Sam-esque level of Dumbass this season?
Sammy’s supposed to be the brilliant but dumb as a box of rocks Winchester brother, remember? He’s the one who sleeps with snakes like Ruby, gets hooked on demon bloody and generally walks around with his head shoved up his ass.
Not to say I don’t like your brother, mind you but this is me talking to you, Dean.
And while I realize you’ve always had a certain level of douchebaggery inside you, this is getting ridiculous. Deliberately saying the most awful thing you can say to Sam to completely fuck him up in the head?
Don’t even get me STARTED on you leaving him there and driving off in the Impala like you’re some big man who’s going to go tell Michael what’s what.
Also, Castiel. Dude gave up everything for you, how about you treat him a little nicer? The dude’s had the rug yanked out from underneath him a couple of times this season so you going and doing the thing he’s given up so much for to prevent is kind of a kick in the teeth.
I’ll be honest, I cheered when he gave you an old school Wrath of God beatdown. Because you know what, you had it coming.
I can only hope that’s enough to yank your head out of your ass before you step into permanent Moron Land.
I love you, Dean, but oooo I want to just give you a boot to the head.
-Your Much Exasperated Fangirl
El