Alfred gets a talking to [Batman:Dark Knight]
Name of Series: Batman(the newer movies)
Name of Character: Alfred Pennyworth
Warnings: Spoilers LOTS of 'em. Maybe some swearing, we'll see.
Dear Alfred,
I'll keep this brief, as I'm sure you have butleing to get to, but what the hell were you thinking when you tried to give Bruce Racheals letter the DAY AFTER SHE DIED?! It was basicly a Dear John, Fuck You, Bruce letter. What good could possibly have come from his reading the letter too late to do anything.
You are a very bad butler. Very, very bad.
Sincerely Muffinlips,
P.S. I liked the original Alfred (from the original movies)better, so watch your ass. If he can be replaced, so can you.
Name of Character: Alfred Pennyworth
Warnings: Spoilers LOTS of 'em. Maybe some swearing, we'll see.
Dear Alfred,
I'll keep this brief, as I'm sure you have butleing to get to, but what the hell were you thinking when you tried to give Bruce Racheals letter the DAY AFTER SHE DIED?! It was basicly a Dear John, Fuck You, Bruce letter. What good could possibly have come from his reading the letter too late to do anything.
You are a very bad butler. Very, very bad.
Sincerely Muffinlips,
P.S. I liked the original Alfred (from the original movies)better, so watch your ass. If he can be replaced, so can you.