Two for the price of one.
Dear Dean,
Dude, what the hell is that pendant around your neck? It's been driving me [and a bunch of other folks] crazy for a while now. Help a sista out.
Dear Nosy Lady,
That's for me to know and you to not know. Ever. I mean it.
LOVE Dean
Dear Dean,
This is sort of embarrassing, but I was hoping you could help. My boyfriend gave me these really sexy underwear for my birthday, and I know he'll want me to wear them when I see him this weekend. Problem is, I was wearing them last night and somehow I accidentally left them in another guy's car. It was totally a mistake, but I really need to get them back! So any tips on how to get into a locked car? It's an old Chevrolet Impala, if that helps.
Thanks!
Dear Cindy,
The red ones with the lace trim, right? Man, those were so fucking hot, I love a woman in satin.
...Uh. Moving on.
A Slim Jim's the best way to get into older cars, but a coat hanger can work just as well if you've got good hands. And you've got great hands. Depending on how desperate you are, wrap your hand in an old t-shirt or something and just punch in the window.
(I'm staying at the Seaside Motor Inn, room 212. If you come by before 3:00, I should be around.)
LOVE (seriously) Dean
Dean is still working on responses to all your questions. He's looking forward to getting more -- and that's a subtle Winchester hint.