another two-fer
Dear Dean,
I've got highly sensitive skin and tend to scar rather easily. I've noticed that you seem to get sliced and diced on a regular basis (ex. daevas in Chicago), but you always seem to come out looking "shiny and new" in the long run. What's your secret?
Marjory
P.S. I've also got a horribly nasty poltergeist messing with my bed. You wouldn't mind having a looksee between the sheets, would you?
Dear Marjory,
You're expecting me to answer your question about scars and skin and whatever when you stuck in a P.S. like that? You obviously don't know Dean Winchester.
Full name and address please.
LOVE Dean
P.S. Some people are just born with naturally regenerating skin. Don't ask questions. Just enjoy it. Although I will add that Vaseline Intensive Care's "Aloe Cool & Fresh" smells nice and doesn't feel greasy at all.
Dear Dean:
My brother started this advice collumn [sic]. How do I tell him he's not smart enough to help people like that?
Lots of Love, Princess Samantha
Dear Princess Samantha,
Anyone who misspells it as "collumn" needs to think twice before casting the first stone. I'm just sayin'. Put on your fucking tiara and read a dictionary, you little bitch.
That's why I always get the extra cookie.
LOVE Dean