Dear Dean,
Where's Waldo?
Dear Waldo Fan,
In my pants.
LOVE Dean
Dear Dean,
I think I am a lesbian. What should I do?
Dear Confused & Dangerous,
I know that's not your name, but just roll with me on this one. ANYway, I always say, everything's worth trying sometime, right? Give it a go. Take pictures, you know my address. None of that artsy-Myspace-can't-see-anything-bullshit, either.
Let me know how it works out.
LOVE Dean