((So I graduated. What better way to celebrate other than as Rainbow Batman!? X-posted))
*The stage is set. Festive caravans of the gay and lesbian kind roles in with full force. Guys and gals in skimp and frilly outfits. A platoon of girls in clown arrive with a throne and a banner that says "Even Wade Wilson Respects ya!", and a guys in Booster Gold costumes holding what looks like balloon replicas of Blue Beetle and Brother Eye.
Blue Beetle is then transported on a sitting Statue of Booster Gold in frillies. This is Nexus Mardi Gras, and Rainbow Batman is on a special Caravan with a clone of Rupaul (could not find the real one), waiting for Superman to sit next to her.
And Now... Rainbow Batman is on the piano. Looks like he's gotta song coming up...*
Hey, everybody. Rainbow Batman's in town. I'm putting some soul into this...
(furious piano playing, and trumpets and sax follows. Three female backup singers will provide the "BATMAN!" sing along. Based on the Adam West's version of the '60s Batman, down the the redition, but with a bit of Ray Charles/Stevie WOnder blues)
Ooooh.... yeaaaah!
BAT-MAN!
Bouncing up and down
In Brokeback Mountain!
BAT-MAN!
Touching toobs with toobs,
iiiin MON-STER!
BAT-MAN!
But it ain't
AAAALLL about that!
BAT-MAN!
It's so much more,
DEEEEP DOWN!
BAT-MAN!(Oooh, yeah!)
BAT-MAN!(DEEP DOWN!)
BAT-MAN!(In YER HEART!)
The whole wide Nexus,
Has GONE GAY!
So what the hell,
Give ya the MArdi Gras!
BAT-MAN!
The Green Arrow,
Ain't no one's MON-KAY!
Even though,
Lex's lusting!
BAT-MAN!
Hal Jordan's just confuse,
Even though he's gay and fine!
BAT-MAN!
The Blue Beetle,
Likes Booosting Gold,
BAT-MAN!
But Brother Eye,
is always WATCHING!
But no worries,
He's on yer side!
BAT-MAN! (oooh!)
BAT-MAN! (nay nay nay nay nay nay a heeeey yeah!)
BAT-MAN! (BOOSTING GOLD LOOONG TIME!)
Rainbow Batman,
is in town, YEAH!
giving homos,
all the chances!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
RUpaul's here,
Waiting patiently!
For the only
SUPER-DICKERY!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
So let's gather,
and CE-LE-BRAAAAATE!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
THAT's WHAT I'M SAYING!
WHOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
It's GETTING HOT HERE!
RAINBOW BATMAAAAAAAN!
CAUSE RAINBOW BATMAN's IN TOWN!
(drum beat)
batman!(nay naya nayanaynay nay nay nay heya!)
batman!(ooooooooooOoOOOoOooooh!!!!!!!!!)
batman!(It's getting kinky! But ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THAT!)
BATMAN!(lovalovalovalova!LOVALOVA!)
BATMAN!(give us a chance!)
BATMAN!(WE ALL LOVE YA!)
(end drum beat)
BAT-MAN!
GET IT UP!
BAT-MAN!
THE NEXUS MARDI GRAS!
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
TAKING YA FOR THE RIDE!
(ends piano)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEAH! (ends, trumpet finish!)
WELCOME TO THE NEXUS MARDI GRAS!!!
(( Sorry, it had to be done. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ))
Edit: Forgot a question! Where is the RACOON???
Blue Beetle is then transported on a sitting Statue of Booster Gold in frillies. This is Nexus Mardi Gras, and Rainbow Batman is on a special Caravan with a clone of Rupaul (could not find the real one), waiting for Superman to sit next to her.
And Now... Rainbow Batman is on the piano. Looks like he's gotta song coming up...*
Hey, everybody. Rainbow Batman's in town. I'm putting some soul into this...
(furious piano playing, and trumpets and sax follows. Three female backup singers will provide the "BATMAN!" sing along. Based on the Adam West's version of the '60s Batman, down the the redition, but with a bit of Ray Charles/Stevie WOnder blues)
Ooooh.... yeaaaah!
BAT-MAN!
Bouncing up and down
In Brokeback Mountain!
BAT-MAN!
Touching toobs with toobs,
iiiin MON-STER!
BAT-MAN!
But it ain't
AAAALLL about that!
BAT-MAN!
It's so much more,
DEEEEP DOWN!
BAT-MAN!(Oooh, yeah!)
BAT-MAN!(DEEP DOWN!)
BAT-MAN!(In YER HEART!)
The whole wide Nexus,
Has GONE GAY!
So what the hell,
Give ya the MArdi Gras!
BAT-MAN!
The Green Arrow,
Ain't no one's MON-KAY!
Even though,
Lex's lusting!
BAT-MAN!
Hal Jordan's just confuse,
Even though he's gay and fine!
BAT-MAN!
The Blue Beetle,
Likes Booosting Gold,
BAT-MAN!
But Brother Eye,
is always WATCHING!
But no worries,
He's on yer side!
BAT-MAN! (oooh!)
BAT-MAN! (nay nay nay nay nay nay a heeeey yeah!)
BAT-MAN! (BOOSTING GOLD LOOONG TIME!)
Rainbow Batman,
is in town, YEAH!
giving homos,
all the chances!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
RUpaul's here,
Waiting patiently!
For the only
SUPER-DICKERY!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
So let's gather,
and CE-LE-BRAAAAATE!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
THAT's WHAT I'M SAYING!
WHOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
RAINBOW BATMAN!
It's GETTING HOT HERE!
RAINBOW BATMAAAAAAAN!
CAUSE RAINBOW BATMAN's IN TOWN!
(drum beat)
batman!(nay naya nayanaynay nay nay nay heya!)
batman!(ooooooooooOoOOOoOooooh!!!!!!!!!)
batman!(It's getting kinky! But ITS NOT ALL ABOUT THAT!)
BATMAN!(lovalovalovalova!LOVALOVA!)
BATMAN!(give us a chance!)
BATMAN!(WE ALL LOVE YA!)
(end drum beat)
BAT-MAN!
GET IT UP!
BAT-MAN!
THE NEXUS MARDI GRAS!
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
TAKING YA FOR THE RIDE!
(ends piano)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEAH! (ends, trumpet finish!)
WELCOME TO THE NEXUS MARDI GRAS!!!
(( Sorry, it had to be done. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ))
Edit: Forgot a question! Where is the RACOON???