CALLING ALL PIRATES! THE TREASURE HUNT IS ON!
Bruce swims in, wearing a very ill-fitting, unflattering tuxedo. He looks pretty much looks like you would if you tried to wriggle into a small suit having no arms and a barrel shaped mid-section. He sets a mic stand and podium down, then focuses, so he can read from a sheet.
"Pirates and female pir...lady pir..PIRATESSES, listen up! The treasure hunt is officially about to get under way! Here is the list of treasure to find! Our winner gets a fabulous prize!"
He hacks and coughs several times, then horfs up a massive, wooden chest.
"This wonderful prize full of...!"
He taps a button...nothing.
"FULL...OF...!" *tap-tap-tap*
"FULL OF...!" *TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP*
The large predator flips out and smashes the top of the chest open, revealing a large sum of gold coins.
"AZTEC GOLD!"
Here is the list:
- one (1) virgin (one that is biologically capable of having sex: children, robots, and eunuchs not acceptable)
- one (1) villain (must not be a pirate, OR a ninja)
- one (1) vest
- one (1) vital organ
- one (1) glass eye
- one (1) container of grog (does not have to be able to eat into surface of bar)
- parrot treats
- one (1) pooper scooper (it's for the monkey! Don't judge!)
- one (1) vampire squid (alive)
BONUS ITEMS:
- the Holy Grail (20 points)
- Schroedinger's Cat (15 points)
- Godot (10 points)
- a Golden Ticket (10 points)
- Schroedinger's Hat (10 points)
- A Little Mermaid (or a lot, whichever -- 10 points)
"Remember! Bring all of these items back to me at once, including who you got them from! If you're the first who visited all the right people, you win!"
"GO!"
EDIT: Contest Over! Team Osborn wins! OMG, UPSET! Doctor Strange! Doctor Strange pulls it out! EVERYONE WINS BECAUSE BRUCE HAS REVEALED THAT HE CANNOT ACTUALLY COUNT. JAWS SHARES IT WITH EVERYONE!
"Pirates and female pir...lady pir..PIRATESSES, listen up! The treasure hunt is officially about to get under way! Here is the list of treasure to find! Our winner gets a fabulous prize!"
He hacks and coughs several times, then horfs up a massive, wooden chest.
"This wonderful prize full of...!"
He taps a button...nothing.
"FULL...OF...!" *tap-tap-tap*
"FULL OF...!" *TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP*
The large predator flips out and smashes the top of the chest open, revealing a large sum of gold coins.
"AZTEC GOLD!"
Here is the list:
- one (1) virgin (one that is biologically capable of having sex: children, robots, and eunuchs not acceptable)
- one (1) villain (must not be a pirate, OR a ninja)
- one (1) vest
- one (1) vital organ
- one (1) glass eye
- one (1) container of grog (does not have to be able to eat into surface of bar)
- parrot treats
- one (1) pooper scooper (it's for the monkey! Don't judge!)
- one (1) vampire squid (alive)
BONUS ITEMS:
- the Holy Grail (20 points)
- Schroedinger's Cat (15 points)
- Godot (10 points)
- a Golden Ticket (10 points)
- Schroedinger's Hat (10 points)
- A Little Mermaid (or a lot, whichever -- 10 points)
"Remember! Bring all of these items back to me at once, including who you got them from! If you're the first who visited all the right people, you win!"
"GO!"
EDIT: Contest Over! Team Osborn wins! OMG, UPSET! Doctor Strange! Doctor Strange pulls it out! EVERYONE WINS BECAUSE BRUCE HAS REVEALED THAT HE CANNOT ACTUALLY COUNT. JAWS SHARES IT WITH EVERYONE!