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Dear people,
Oh my god, using the weapon stripper on Gordon Freeman's crowbar felt so good. You have no idea.
But then I saw the gravity gun, and I had to quickly reverse the whole process, and then I turned the thing blue. Still don't know what that's all about.
So! When's the last time you've felt good? Y'know? That kind of good.
Signed, A concerned citizen
P.S. Why does blue raspberry taste better than raspberry? If I lick the gravity gun now, will it taste better?
Oh my god, using the weapon stripper on Gordon Freeman's crowbar felt so good. You have no idea.
But then I saw the gravity gun, and I had to quickly reverse the whole process, and then I turned the thing blue. Still don't know what that's all about.
So! When's the last time you've felt good? Y'know? That kind of good.
Signed, A concerned citizen
P.S. Why does blue raspberry taste better than raspberry? If I lick the gravity gun now, will it taste better?