Apr 04, 2009 00:24
There happens to be a television set somewhere in the Nexus.
On said telly, the movie The Lion King is playing. Sitting in front of this TV is Koschei, watching very intently. Seems the boy rather enjoys Disney musicals, who'd have thought?
I know that your powers of retention, sings Scar, Are as wet, as a warthog's backside. But thick as you are, pay attention. My words are a matter of pride.
Koschei tries to hum along, despite having never seen the movie before. Upon realizing that's not going to work (just as it didn't work during Circle of Life, or I Just Can't Wait to be King, or any of the background music he found particularly catchy) he stops, but now he has decided to ask something that's been bugging him the entire time.
"So, um. What planet does this happen on, anyway?"
Oh dear. This is why you shouldn't let the alien children watch telly.