Free presents!
It's been a while since Dirk was in the Nexus, and he's late for Christmas, but he has a most unusual hat today. It looks like a Santa hat, but there's a wide red brim sticking out from under the fluffy white trim. Those familiar with Dirk (because his hat is usually memorable with just one meeting) may recognize he's pulled the Santa hat on over top of his usual distinctive haberdashery. It's a shame he didn't go for the full Santa suit, because if you slapped a beard on him he'd make a good one, short and very round with thick glasses. That just might be why he isn't dressed up beyond the hat.
He also smells, up close, of shrimp.
Still, he's got a massive mountain of wrapped boxes beside him, and he's in a jolly mood. "Presents! Free presents, no strings attached, no LOL's because they're all from my world." He beams, and gestures to the pile. People are free to pick out whatever box they want, with no limits on quantity.*
"For those more inclined only to answer the queries of visitors, as per the sign, how much aggravation is it worth to you to live comfortably, monetarily speaking?"
((*OOC/LOL note: Each box contains one item, but the gifts are utterly random things. One box might have a DVD player, or a stuffed toy, or something utterly useless like a used damp towel. If you don't pick, I'll pick for you. Also every fifth gift taken from the pile (assuming I get that many replies) will LOL the person who takes it with an unquenchable craving for seafood for the next 24 hours. Not too bad as LOLs go, right?))
He also smells, up close, of shrimp.
Still, he's got a massive mountain of wrapped boxes beside him, and he's in a jolly mood. "Presents! Free presents, no strings attached, no LOL's because they're all from my world." He beams, and gestures to the pile. People are free to pick out whatever box they want, with no limits on quantity.*
"For those more inclined only to answer the queries of visitors, as per the sign, how much aggravation is it worth to you to live comfortably, monetarily speaking?"
((*OOC/LOL note: Each box contains one item, but the gifts are utterly random things. One box might have a DVD player, or a stuffed toy, or something utterly useless like a used damp towel. If you don't pick, I'll pick for you. Also every fifth gift taken from the pile (assuming I get that many replies) will LOL the person who takes it with an unquenchable craving for seafood for the next 24 hours. Not too bad as LOLs go, right?))