my time machine's outta gas.

[foxitrix]

Uh, hi.

Anybody remember me?

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[revanunredeemed]

No. Who are you?

[foxitrix]

If I knew, would I be asking?

[revanunredeemed]

Wait, you mean you have amnesia?

[foxitrix]

Nah, just the normal amount of low-grade identity crisis I deal with every dayyyyyy-yyyy.

[md_donighal]

Let's try that again, with the image as an image this time.

[foxitrix]

*blinks and squints, tilting her head sideways*

Ohhh yeaaahhh. I thought you looked familiar. That was a pretty ragin' party, if I remember right, and I pretty much don't. Shit, how long ago was that? All I remember was going out for a couple of drinks after fighting a whole bunch of those...I guess, alien dudes with the, uh...neon green thingies coming out of their backs. The...Rikdoes? Riffies? Rickies? Well, anyway, we kicked their asses.

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Aww, fudgenuts. We didn't make out, did we? I mean, it's cool if we did, it's just that after enough tequila I turn into the Snog Monster and I end up in a bunch of strange laps.