What I'd really like to ask you is where I could meet you so that I could give you a damned good thrashing. At least you can't read this, you bastard.
I work with a rather irritating person who will be marrying soon in an obvious political arrangement or else the woman is completely mad or without taste. Could you suggest possible wedding gifts for someone who is a well-liked member of staff and a valuable asset? I've no idea who that person might be, but let's make it look good, shall we? And also, this is the real question, and the part you'll enjoy answering, no doubt might you be good enough to offer suggestions for someone who is a complete prat, just in case I have to buy a wedding gift for such a person in the future? Actually, I hope you give decent advice for once. I would rather insult Fudge with a horrible gift than not give anything at all. Thanks ever so much, Rabby.
Tired of Fucking Coins and Muggles Who Have Seen ThemExtremely Content Employee
I am am currently a leading proto-fascist with a desire to make a peace out of the Dark Lord's desert expert in the plight of sub-humans, such as werewolves and giants and idiots called Fudge. However, my colleagues seem either inept or insane, and I feel my superior, the Dark Lord, or Newt, it doesn't make much difference is uninterested in my work.
Furthermore, I grow weary of my job, and am interested in building an army settling down, preferably with one of the three women that I am fond of. However, two are married, and the third, an American, is distinctly frigid business-like in her dealings with me.
Would you care to greatly annoy your in-laws and become with me a loyal comrade of the New World Order offer me advice?
I'll make this short - I'm in love with the dearest man ever, but I feel like I'm being rushed through some things. Granted, I'm rather ambivalent most of the time, and he's always sure to ask if it's all right, but I'm still a little curious. Is this normal?
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What I'd really like to ask you is where I could meet you so that I could give you a damned good thrashing. At least you can't read this, you bastard.
I work with a rather irritating person who will be marrying soon in an obvious political arrangement or else the woman is completely mad or without taste. Could you suggest possible wedding gifts for someone who is a well-liked member of staff and a valuable asset? I've no idea who that person might be, but let's make it look good, shall we? And also, this is the real question, and the part you'll enjoy answering, no doubt might you be good enough to offer suggestions for someone who is a complete prat, just in case I have to buy a wedding gift for such a person in the future? Actually, I hope you give decent advice for once. I would rather insult Fudge with a horrible gift than not give anything at all. Thanks ever so much, Rabby.
Tired of Fucking Coins and Muggles Who Have Seen ThemExtremely Content Employee
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I am am currently a leading proto-fascist with a desire to make a peace out of the Dark Lord's desert expert in the plight of sub-humans, such as werewolves and giants and idiots called Fudge. However, my colleagues seem either inept or insane, and I feel my superior, the Dark Lord, or Newt, it doesn't make much difference is uninterested in my work.
Furthermore, I grow weary of my job, and am interested in building an army settling down, preferably with one of the three women that I am fond of. However, two are married, and the third, an American, is distinctly frigid business-like in her dealings with me.
Would you care to greatly annoy your in-laws and become with me a loyal comrade of the New World Order offer me advice?
Yours,
Put Down And Loveless
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I'll make this short - I'm in love with the dearest man ever, but I feel like I'm being rushed through some things. Granted, I'm rather ambivalent most of the time, and he's always sure to ask if it's all right, but I'm still a little curious. Is this normal?
Yours,
Vaguely Worried.
((OOC - *snerk* Only Annika!))
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Is it wrong to have an affair with a married man?
Even if he started it?
Yours,
Perpetually Confused
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