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Mar 28, 2004 12:55

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threefaced March 29 2004, 05:06:42 UTC
Dear Rabby,

My wife is preganant. But he's not my child. But I get to name him, which is pretty cool, but you probably don't care.

Anyway, Ba--well, we'll call him Barnabus Collins--the guy who knocked her up--seems to be on her mind a lot. She still worships him, even though he's really unpleasant and nasty and threatened us, and I'm at work all day, working in a job I swore I'd never take but did for her and the baby, and I don't want to hear about Barnabus Collins!

What can I do to help end this obsession with Barnabus Collins?

Yours,

Well, I Shouldn't Sign My Real Name Even Thought That's Really Dishonest

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americanwitch March 29 2004, 23:56:21 UTC
Dear Rabby,

Many years ago, my brother jilted a woman, because he got cold feet at the last second. Now that woman is coming to Britain and they'll be meeting each other over the next while. Any sane person can see that they should get together. Unfortunately, my brother is insane and thinks he's in love with someone else. How do I get him to act sanely and marry his ex-fiancee?

Yours,

A Loving Sister

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