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[dear_rabby]

I'm getting caught up on the British news, which is rather interesting. The Free Spirit Press has confirmed what Peasgood said; the Death Eaters are killing coffee girls, and Tess Giordano, of all people. I knew her from Hogwarts-- she excelled at Exploding Snap and was abysmal at chess and Quidditch. I'm sorry to hear of her passing

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[les_etrangers]

Don't worry. No one is going to grow to love you.

[ardency]

We can't all have idiots fawning over us, Bellatrix. Speaking of, how is your husband..

[les_etrangers]

I don't know how Tom Our Lord manages it all.

[ardency]

Touché. Indeed.

[vermine_robes]

[Private: Death Eaters] The idea was, I suppose, mine, though not in the form it took. The original plan was to kill the Editor, thus gaining the support of the anti-Communist Americans whilst creating a Crouch-critical newspaper who people actually listen to. Unfortunately, Malfoy got the wrong person. I'm looking forward to his explanation to our Master. [/Private]

Good luck with the column.

[dear_rabby]

[Private: Death Eaters]

How do you confuse a male editor with a coffee girl? Nevermind, I won't even ask. My faith in your sanity is restored, at least-- and I'd like to hear his explanation, as well.

[/Private]

[diamants_purs]

Really, Rabastan, an advice columnist? This is your idea of being gainfully employed?

Please tell me you are, in fact, using a pen name?

[dear_rabby]

What exactly is it that you do all day, Rodolphus?

I have to walk around admitting that you're my brother, I don't see why I shouldn't make it hard for you to admit that I'm yours. No pen-name will be necessary; I'm sure they're going to print my picture next to the page, too, so everyone can see the family resemblance.

[les_etrangers]

Well, really, Rabastan, the parts of Dolphe's day that isn't spent catering to my every whim is spent recuperation from that.

I thought you knew that!

[/sarcasm]

Why are you always so unpleasant?

[dear_rabby]

I would have thought catering to your every whim was a full-time job.

It's hereditary. Rodolphus seems to have inherited it, as well-- how unfortunate for you.