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[dearcoquette]

okay. so i went away to visit college this weekend blah blah blah its all very exciting but in the midst of it, i got possibly THE WORST news of the past few months.

namely, my dog died.

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[yuppie_scum]

i like that our bowels totally dictate the parameters of our conversations

[dearcoquette]

and i love what that says about our incontinent future together in the Shady Acres retirement home. ah the bliss of assisted living.

[tovewova]

aw.
I'm sorry about your dog-mate. My dog I had had ever since I was three died in a really not fun way a bit over a year ago, so I know how it is a bit.

*holds while kea cries*

[vonnegut1969]

god kea i'm so sorry. that's one of the experiences i fear most. i remember, even when my cousin's dog that i only saw twice a year died i cried for the whole night. god he was cool. his name was mutley and his back legs were longer than his front.

[dearcoquette]

AWWWWWW.

checkers was THE SHIT and he had nipples all over his body. goddamnit elsbeth i started crying again.

my mama better adopt some INSANELY cute greyhounds STAT or i'm going to need like. dog-methadone therapy.

SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[tobiascharity]

oh CONEDOG OH NOES.

kea wilson honey i love you.