AHHHH ( Read more... )

My dog, Marley, bit a hole right through my hand today. Sooo weak. No time for the hospital, so I just went punch for punch with him until he got knocked out. Then I cleansed myself of the blood, snorted some painkillers and bandaged my hand up. It’s also my good hand, so you gotta believe I’m pissed. -Had to spell-check this fucker way too ( Read more... )

I wonder what would happen if I set my background as something pornographic rather than this sunset picture...Or is it a sunrise??? Whoa, mindjob! ...as opposed to the blowjob that's going to be my new background! Muahahaha.

- Tyler

Prom weekend is over. Crazy times ( Read more... )

Hey kids. I haven't updated in awhile, I've been away on vacation, and in the anxiety that ensued with each day of being “journal-less,” I found something out about myself. Sure it wasn’t really an epiphany, yes it was trite, but I realized that I should to loosen up and stop trying to be so tidy. I mean, I actually thought about writing stuff ( Read more... )

Is that even grammatically sound ( Read more... )

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