Cohdopian Notes #10

[dearestdiplomat]

[[Note: If anyone is reading this, I just wanted to continue writing Cohdopian Notes, not affiliated with the RP, for fun. Anyone at all is welcome to comment--in character, out of character, non-characters, whoever!]]Oh dear, I'm so sorry it's been so long since I posted an issue of Cohdopian Notes. My apologies, friends of Cohdopia! As I

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[redvelvetaddict]

You always were the most pathetic.

[dearestdiplomat]

Oh--ah, excuse me? I am sorry to hear that you think so.

I--I'm a little confused, who is this?

[redvelvetaddict]

Manny Coachen, you insufferable idiot!
I suspect that my efforts at communication from beyond the grave will go to waste on such a fool as yourself.

However, I am pleased to see that you appreciate my superior expertise in office affairs.

[dearestdiplomat]

Manny? Is it really you? How is this possible?

I'm a little worried that this might be a joke of some kind. If so, it isn't a very nice one.

Yes, you did do quite a good job with the printing press! Except for the counterfeiting. I do wish you hadn't done that. If this is actually you.

((space here))

[yatagarasu02]

You mean the embassy didn't have a Twitter before? Wow, that's old-fashioned! I thought I was the only person left without one, and it makes sense in my case -- what kind of a great thief would I be if I let everyone know where I am and what I'm up to?

[[Oh, hey there!]]

[dearestdiplomat]

Hello, Kay! How delightful to hear from you.

Yes, I'm afraid we were somewhat behind the times until today. There was a Cohdopian Embassy Twitter before the Civil War, but it must have been deleted. Manny might have made one for Allebahst's embassy, but if so, I am not sure what he did with it.

Ah, that's a very good point! I wouldn't have thought of that. That must be why you're such a wonderful thief. Though I do enjoy hearing what you're up to, but I would never want to jeopardize your missions.

[yatagarasu02]

Yeah, about that.... I don't have a whole lot on my plate right now. Thanks to Mr. Edgeworth, all the mysteries I was after have been all wrapped up. I'm grateful for his help and everything, but it would've been nice if he left a few truths for me to uncover.

[dearestdiplomat]

Oh no, that is a problem. I hope you're able to find some truth to steal soon. It's excellent that Mr. Edgeworth is so thorough, but I didn't stop to consider that there might be a downside to his excellence. A thief should have something to steal. I myself don't know what I would do if I found myself without diplomatic work to do.

I wish I had more problems, so I could be of some assistance! My only problems at the moment are a possibly malicious blog comment and the fact that I have misplaced my brooch, but I don't think those are very helpful. Let me know if I can aid you in any way at all.

[dearestdiplomat]

I am sorry to hear about your hatred for twilight. Are you referring to the time of day or the novel? I've never read the novel, but I am fond of watching the sky at twilight. It's a lovely time. If you're ever able to visit the embassy, I would recommend visiting our garden at twilight--the light is quite beautiful there. Although twilight is very near to the end of our visiting hours, so you will be cutting it close!

Twilight the novel has been translated into both of our national languages. I'm proud to say that Cohdopian literature also boasts a famous vampire novel. It's called Dar Uhngling Brasst, and there is an interesting romance in it, though it is not the primary focus of the story. There is even an English translation, though it is out of print, if I remember correctly.

No matter what twilight you mean by this comment, perhaps you'll find reasons to like it again in the future.

needs more jazz hands though

[anonymous]

((best character best rper

hope you come back if there's another round, you rocked))

[dearestdiplomat]

Thank you very much for the kind words! What a pleasant surprise to find them in my inbox. I'll try to live up to your faith in my abilities. I do hope to serve as Ambassador of Cohdopia for many years to come, if the government continues to be pleased by my service.

I have always been fond of jazz hands, so I'll keep that suggestion in mind as well, especially since I'm planning a series of theatrical productions to be staged here at the embassy.

[geyosass]

Thanks for your share! very impressive!