and she practically verbally beat him in the face

[dearestmcadams]

I know a boy named Jimmy. I like him. He quotes nietzsche, because he's really disarming. His charm is known throughout all the lands of the world. He has the prettiest face one could ever imagine, like a princess. He is the best penguin that ever lived. So I do him. Es de Mexico

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[damnlazyflies]

"I know a girl named Jen. She's the the best lay this side of the Mississippi."

Awww sugar, you shouldn't have!

Wait, which side?