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Dear Marauders,

I have recently fallen for my friend. The only problem is that he's a man. And so am I. What should I do?

Pure-blood Pimp

P.s. I enjoy cross-dressing too.

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That's from Lucius isn't it.

Lupin: Yes.

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Dear Marauders,

How do you get rid of someone that won't leave you alone? No matter how many times I insult him or threaten to hex him, his fat head follows me around wherever I go. Trying to be it with his hair all ruffled and playing with that goddamn snitch that he stole from the quidditch cupboard. Grrr, he just gets under my skin ( Read more... )

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Dear Marauders,

Someone has recently stolen a map from my private office and I need to know it's whereabouts. I've informed the headmaster and he doesn't take in a word I say. How do I get people to listen to me? Umbridge was the only teacher that took in what I said about bringing back the old punishments. What should I do ( Read more... )