always should be someone you really love

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MEET MY KIDS

FRICTION

where can i pick up a fast girl

14 year old of my heart

Last night in the shower I had a magical idea.
I will be producing a line of designer vibrators named "Juicy Clitoris"
I have already called and confirmed with two of my product spokes women on the phone this morning, missy elliot and lil kim.
Unfortunantly I only got Christina Agularias voice mail box...it was full.

Materials ( Read more... )

sing a song of 50 cent a pocket full of rye
4 and twenty black kids baked in a car

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Dear Me,....oh dear me...

NEWS FLASH OF LIGHTNING!

Recent dinning out adventures have included what I like to refer to as "married couple dates". Unfortunantly these include going to applebees with people who look and act like your parents did when you were 5.

SIGNS:-Flirting with the waitress in an over bearing obvious manner ( Read more... )

Dear CVS and MTV,

saline dion
nairy j blidge
listerina augularia
elton johnson and johnson

Dear Smashing Pumpkins ( Read more... )