anything's righter than books could plan (1/2)

[dearygirl]

Title: anything’s righter than books could plan
Pairing: Britta, Jeff/Annie
Word Count: 4716
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own Community. Community owns me. True story.
Description: Jeff’s out of town and Annie’s in labor. Who you gonna call?

Author’s Note: I set out to right schmoopy baby!fic and somehow ended up with schmoopy baby and

Comments

[moirariordan]

I - I'M SPEECHLESS WITH JOY RIGHT NOW

SHE'S VEGETARIAN, SHE'D RATHER HAVE A TONGUE DEPRESSOR! AHAHA OMG DYING.

[dearygirl]

I have to give credit where credit's due. That line idea was actually from 0penhearts It made me laugh so hard I knew I had to use it.

[lapacifidora]

OK. So:
-“Move! Dammit. My great-grandmother drives faster than you. And guess what lady? She’s dead!”
Gah, that is such a Britta thing to say, I could totes hear it in my head.
-“Jeff. Take a deep breath. Then get your ass to the airport.”
I love take charge!Britta.
-Annie purses her lips and shakes her head back and forth, looking for all the world like a child ready to hold her breath and start throwing a temper tantrum.
Aww, Annie. ::hugs::
-“But, it wasn’t anything… It was Jeff. Sometimes you can’t help, you know, when he’s being a nice guy and he’s not just trying to be charming… It doesn’t mean anything.”
When Britta and Annie have it out - if they ever do - it's gonna be quality TV. And I only hope it's half as good as you wrote it here.
-Their fingers intertwine and Britta closes her eyes, shifting so that she’s lying down. Her forehead rests against the back of Annie’s shoulder.
Loved this.
-So you can do this.” He tilts his head, “Because we’re all behind you.”Abed is Awesome

[dearygirl]

When Britta and Annie have it out - if they ever do - it's gonna be quality TV. And I only hope it's half as good as you wrote it here.

I am beyond excited to see how things are going to play out between these two. And I find myself totally trusting Dan Harmon to take it beyond the cliche fighting over a guy thing. Or maybe it's just my own delusional desire to have the women on this show be BFF's for life.

[lapacifidora]

Or maybe it's just my own delusional desire to have the women on this show be BFF's for life.

It's not delusional: It's so unusual to have awesome women who are genuinely friends, and not frenemies or fighting over a guy or they each start dating someone, and then they never have time for each other. And the ladies of Community have shown their true colors: Britta won't dump her friends for Vaughn, Annie wants her friends not to hate her for dating Vaughn and Shirley's willing to be friends with Gary, despite his being so horrible.

[dulcedeusex]

Britta’s eyes gleam at the possibility of something to hold over Jeff’s head but the doctor, a stocky older gentleman named Doug Schwartz, chooses that moment to wander in (wander being the correct word - it’s as if he was strolling hallways, randomly picked a room and been surprised like, “Oh! A woman in labor! How exciting.”) Already Britta does not like him.

-- Totally bust a gut laughing here.Okay let me finish the rest of the chapter now.

[dulcedeusex]

Britta walks down the hallway on shaky legs. She needs food. Or coffee. Or drugs. Maybe she can talk one of the nurses into giving her an epidural because…

-- That's so freaking classic and hilarious. This whole thing is so funny and heart-string pulling...

and Shirley’s playing in a waterfall somewhere and the doctor’s all, ‘Hey, it’s all good, I do this every day, bringing life into the world. No big deal.’ But it is a big deal. It is! And seriously, Abed, why are you dressed like a doctor?”

-- To awesome, I swear.