Voicemail

[death_and_pies]

"Hi, this is Ned. I'm not here right now. And that's it. Really. Just...leave a message. That's it. Okay. That's it."

Comments

phone fun!

[canadianpopstar]

[from here]

"What the hell? What the hell? Hey, guess what, you better not have seen my underwear, you panty-stealing little freak. I'm not homophobic, but I'm definitely teenagers-talking-about-my-intimate-apparel-phobic, so just back off, weirdo."

Re: phone fun!

[death_and_pies]

Boom shaka laka!