8 days until Star Wars Episode III and im gonna see the midnight show!

So ya I finally got that stupid ACT crap done, just registration was pain in my rump. I'm really starting to wonder if these regulated tests are just another way for the government to get inside our minds...either way i lose a saturday now.

Robin Williams: [talking about the invention of golf] Here's my idea for a sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole. "Like pool" Fuck off pool, not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick. I whack a ball its goes in a gopher hole. "Oh you mean like croquet?" "Fuck croquet. I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh fuck of ya, "Oh like a ( Read more... )