admin info post: the info post strikes back!

[death_and_pies]

Oh yeah, I'm doing this before the rest of those whores do. Merry Christmas, everyone!


TRACY

• continues to be the most awesome
  
• sells all your secrets on the internet
  
• thinks Katie is actually a robot
  
• thinks Sam actually has a mustache
  
• is using the admin position as a springboard into politics
  
• eats babies
  
• is planning on turning the game into a R rated smutfest
  
• wants to make you cry
  
• does no work; delegates to all those other inferior admins
  
• drives a fast car
  
• thinks zac efron is a twat
  
  
  ELAINE
  
  • eats paste
    
  • idolizes smeyer
    
  • writes self insertion fanfic
    
  • thinks edward cullen is ~DREAMY~
    
  • does dirty things with bananas
    
  • lives in a tent in the woods
    
  • eats babies
    
  • loves rachel ray
    
  • wears her granny panties outside her pants
    
  • dances naked on a regular basis
    
  • has a hairy back
    
    
    KATIE
    
    • plays WoW in her dominatrix outfit
      
    • thinks spirographs are the best thing IN THE WORLD
      
    • wants to marry chad michael murray
      
    • wants to sex him up too
      
    • and to eat chocolate of his chest
      
    • eats babies
      
    • actually hates sam winchester
      
    • has hairy toes
      
    • hates you all
      
    • is planning on overthrowing the game and turning it into a CMM shrine
      
    • writes smutfic about mickey mouse and donald duck
      
      
      LEN
      
      • wears clogs and dances with windmills
        
      • is the sole member of the holland national fan club
        
      • eats babies
        
      • is secretly a dwarf with no teeth
        
      • eats cat food
        
      • shaves dirty words into her hair
        
      • is actually a supplementary personality of sam's
        
      • spends every day naked
        
      • writes self insertion fic about herself and bradley james
        
      • is training to be a nookie ninja. yep.
        
      • has webbed toes
        
        
        MP
        
        • does dirty things with duct tape
          
        • sleeps in a box
          
        • eats babies
          
        • but makes sure to floss afterward!
          
        • talks to her plants like they're her children
          
        • gets aroused by clowns
          
        • worships at the shrine of nick jonas
          
        • wants all BDE's to involve rough sex
          
        • has a hairy mole on her nose
          
        • has head lice
          
        • trains cockroaches to be her army of the night
          
          
          PARD
          
          • has long nose hair that she braids
            
          • collects her spit
            
          • has a glass eye
            
          • eats babies
            
          • is spying on FH for another RP game
            
          • eats boogers
            
          • gets aroused by HTML
            
          • sells her macaroni art on ebay
            
          • still watches videos on beta
            
          • is pushing for us to ban all the fake time zoners
            
          • has a tail
            
            
            SAM
            
            • is actually and old, bald, dirty man
              
            • pops laxatives
              
            • makes toilet paper sculptures in her spare time
              
            • eats babies
              
            • is a giant, giant whore
              
            • has fifty facebook accounts in variations of her real name
              
            • actually loves to be called sammy jo
              
            • has three toes on her left feet and one big toe on her right
              
            • models herself after bella swann
              
            • ships herself with megan fox
              
            • is often seen on 'cops'
              
              And now you know.