HAHAHAHAHA sad!!! I want to know Minneapolis gossip... umm... the only Montreal gossip I have is that Brendan and Vanessa hooked up over frosh week. But you don't know them so that's completely irrelevant...oh well I tried
Okay, first Ortega wins the elections in Nicaragua then I find out somebody has PENTAGRAM TATTOO NIPPLES? Best night ever. This gossip is hilarious and I especially appreciate the name "Apwill." Seriously, who fucking coined that? They deserve a Pultizer.
I really don't have any gossip, but here is some dumb shit I have done since my arrival (I really emphasis that this is only a niblet of the dumb shit I've done...)
-was turned away at the bar (last Saturday) -gave a coffee cup of straight whiskey to a hockey mascot (again, Saturday...seemed like a good idea at the time) -hooked up, walked home in just a bra because I lost my shirt (but had my purse on) somehow fell and got a bloody nose, passed out, was found the next morning with blood all over my face by my neighbor who actually thought I was dead and freaked out -drank beer out of a national lacrosse championship trophy at 2 am on a monday morning
man, nothing as juicy as that shit though. damn. pentagrams???
She even thought it was important enough to show me at the Municipal Waste/GWAR show. She also thinks she's the hottest shit ever because she wears skimpy clothes and dances for Faggot.
Your adventures are hilarious. I've gotten into a few bars this year. I guess being 20 doesn't suck so bad now...?
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sad!!!
I want to know Minneapolis gossip...
umm...
the only Montreal gossip I have is that Brendan and Vanessa hooked up over frosh week. But you don't know them so that's completely irrelevant...oh well I tried
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Charlie is a crazy drunk
Tab has retarded tattoos.
Manda and I partied with municipal waste and gwar
Charlie's friend morgan is a LOLocaust when drunk
Lil Jon's new album has been postponed another month :(
Justin owes me 160 dollars
Justin has cut back a slight bit on cocaine.
Ashley was justin for halloween and she carried around a baggy of flour.
Apwill are still an item
OHHH!!! BACK TO TABS DUMB TATTOOS!!! TAB FUCKING TATTOOED PENTAGRAMS ON HER FUCKING NIPPLES! WHAT. THE. FUCK. ????
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I really don't have any gossip, but here is some dumb shit I have done since my arrival (I really emphasis that this is only a niblet of the dumb shit I've done...)
-was turned away at the bar (last Saturday)
-gave a coffee cup of straight whiskey to a hockey mascot (again, Saturday...seemed like a good idea at the time)
-hooked up, walked home in just a bra because I lost my shirt (but had my purse on) somehow fell and got a bloody nose, passed out, was found the next morning with blood all over my face by my neighbor who actually thought I was dead and freaked out
-drank beer out of a national lacrosse championship trophy at 2 am on a monday morning
man, nothing as juicy as that shit though. damn. pentagrams???
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She even thought it was important enough to show me at the Municipal Waste/GWAR show. She also thinks she's the hottest shit ever because she wears skimpy clothes and dances for Faggot.
Your adventures are hilarious. I've gotten into a few bars this year. I guess being 20 doesn't suck so bad now...?
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