Ah... yes, yet another night where i find myelf rendered useless by the lovely cannibinal oils contained within the Stickiest of the Icky. Fo shizzle nizzle. ...I ate a whole pizza... tasty... i wanna listen to 10. ft. Ganja plant... and watch moooorgy play Resident evil4... you really can't ask for much more in a girl... one who drinks, smokes, ( Read more... )

BOY am i sick and tired... i need change... this crappy rust bucket called earth is gettin me down, stupid 2ft. thick glass, protecting me from the stupid water pressure that would crush me like a flea... I'm talking about feng shui... yeah, i'm gonna feng shui my car; because i frikkin love Harmony! today seems to be a very sealab oriented day... ( Read more... )

It has come to this time of the year again, where women spend vast amounts of time vainly, and men spend large sums of cash to get into a bed... ah yes, this day i speak of, it is sheer folly. But its beauty lies within its folly, what other day in the year is set aside for nothing other than doing the baby makin' dance. and is there ever a bad ( Read more... )

So yeah, i'm gonna be officially homeless as of June, so if anyone wants to adopt an asian, feel free to notify me... i am house broken, and bathroom trained... require little to no attention, food or water. Heck, i'll even kick a bit of $$$ to you per month... so yeah... im a bum now... heh... i gotta get a shoppingcart...

Fuck the police. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the police. thats all i gotta say to the OPD. Bishes and their foolsih speeding tickets.

Honestly... i fucking despise humanity at the current hour. I was walking the crew (B-rock and LBC chris) back to my car while we were downtown when some drunk motherfucker tries to start some shit with B. I try to calm the both of them down and get stuck in the jaw and the face. at this point i'm fucking steaming and screamin at the fat fuck who ( Read more... )

Well well well... i applied for a new jobby job... Because i'm aboot 90% sure Hot Topic is gonna kick my ass out like a blonde bitch at 11 Am the next mornin. Wish me luck... because i'm sure gonna need it to pass that God-Aweful drug test... not saying i do drugs, but something could glitch and go terribly wrong.. like they always do... but its a ( Read more... )

Jesus... i need to sleep... but yet here i return again to the amazing world that so many of you are addicted to... hopelessly... bah. i swear. mmmm wait i got distracted there for a moment, it seems i have happened to have located phils stash of malt liqour in his room.... but its not as good as scotch... scotch, scotch, scotchy, scotch scotch ( Read more... )

Yes, tis true, out of pure unrefined boredom i have bent to the unrelenting power of livejournal and its vicious ways. if any of you who may know me find this or find out about this, i apologize... but it should be interesting to say the least.... online feist, 24-7. well... here goes nothin...