Le French Pornography

[death_upon_thee]

Le start.
Le attraction, le flirtation, le foreplay, le embrace, le holding,
Le kisses, le smiles, le private joke, le snog, le liplock,
Le touching, le grope, le sneak off, le alone together,
Le tease, le share, le excitement, le condom?, le sex, le orgasm
Le tire, le toys, le orgasm
Le end.

And that is how you make a french porno.

Comments

[found_then_lost]

It would be you who wrote that wouldn't it now Holly. Can I ask why?!

[insined]

ROFL Where'd you come up with that?

[death_upon_thee]

Well...was out at the lake with some friends. And Debbie started singing that flash video song - French Erotic Film. That got me to thinking, how would I best describe a french erotic film?

The result...my earlier statement lol.

[death_upon_thee]

XD *hugs* glad to have made room for an extra laugh in your life reidomness :)