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FIFTH STRIKE [VOICE POST; JAPANESE]

Aug 30, 2008 01:35

Fuckkkkk.

Food in this place blows.

I want more fatty tuna, Goddamnit.

Are there any fish in this shithole? I think I saw a port or some bullcrap somewhere around here. If there's a port, then there's fish, right?

Someone needs to catch some of those fuckers and fry them up.

shit, voice post; japanese, my hunger will never be sated, fuck, swear words, still hungry, hungry hungry kurokis, dicks

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[voice] standsonhands August 30 2008, 05:41:47 UTC

Wouldn't they be like, mutant fish?

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 05:44:41 UTC

...Would they? Why? Is the water radioactive or something?

[voice] standsonhands August 30 2008, 05:46:11 UTC

I dunno. But there are monsters like everywhere so I just figured the fish would be monster-y too.

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 05:47:30 UTC

... huh. I guess that makes sense...

Well, as long as they aren't radioactive or poisonous, I don't give a flying fuck what they look like. I'm hungry.

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heroisms August 30 2008, 05:45:04 UTC

I've been to the port -- trust me, you do not want to go there.

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 05:46:37 UTC

Yeah? Why's that? If there are more of those fucking dogs, I'll just beat the shit out of them all over again.

[ Voice Reply; Japanese ] heroisms August 30 2008, 05:51:05 UTC

Boy, do you know what a Kraken is?

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 06:03:13 UTC

[ have a pause, followed by angry sputtering ] ... Boy?! Oi!

[ and have one more pause as Kuroki tries to understand that strange word he just used ] ... Ka... [ he mangles the pronunciation horribly ] Karakin? Kurakin? What? What the fuck is that?

[ WRONG ICON WHOOPS ]

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skybound_love August 30 2008, 05:58:07 UTC

I don't now what you're saying, but calm down!

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 06:07:36 UTC

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD! Cos I'm hungry!!

Re: [VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] skybound_love August 30 2008, 06:20:59 UTC

Stop yelling!

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 06:27:27 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Audio: English] the_chaosblade August 30 2008, 06:13:35 UTC

[-Completely baffled!-]

What sort of language is this...?

Excuse me?

[VOICE REPLY; ENGLISH] deathblows August 30 2008, 06:15:49 UTC

... [ a long pause, before Kuroki replies, slightly stunned, in horribly accented English ]

Eehh.. J-Japanese.

Never heard?

[Audio: English] the_chaosblade August 30 2008, 06:28:33 UTC

Japanese...? [-Mumbles the word over again, trying to see if he has heard of it before-]

Nay, I cannot say I have ever heard of such a tongue before until now...
Where is it that you hail from? You surely could not possibly hail from Ivalice's soil.

[VOICE REPLY; ENGLISH] deathblows August 30 2008, 06:33:43 UTC

[ it takes Kuroki a LONG time to try and process what has been said; he's not very good at English and even less so at archaic English ]

Ah... [ when he speaks again, it's in the same heavily accentd way ] Tongue? Don't... ehh... understand. English.. ehhh... No... no good. No... ... ahh... [ he cusses in Japanese in frustration before switching to text ]

[TEXT]
my english sucks sorry i don't understand half the shit you said

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[voice, japanese] sucksatpachinko August 30 2008, 06:49:37 UTC

Fuck, did ya have to remind me?

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 07:00:23 UTC

Hey! I can't help it, oi!

Though, apparently there's a big fucking octopus in the lake. I bet that'd make a great meal.

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] sucksatpachinko August 30 2008, 07:02:36 UTC

Octopus?

...hey.. Think we could make some takoyaki?

[VOICE REPLY; JAPANESE] deathblows August 30 2008, 07:14:41 UTC

Yeah!

... hey, that's a great idea! But, Monji's being a Goddamn party pooper. He doesn't want me to go an' kill it.

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