Star Profiles

[deathboy]

I've written profiles for each of the star signs. They are not like your usual star profiles. Because mine are TRUE.

Here's an example one (I'm not going to post them all, saving them for the book)...

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Aries: 21st of March - 19th of April.

Sign: The Camper Van.

Most Compatible With: The 1976 Austin Allegro.

Best Jobs: Academic, barber,

Comments

[oonh]

You should read Tom Murphy VII's Name of Author by Title of Book, page 134, because your evoking a similar sort of weirdness in the above profile, and it's a weirdness I approve of with great vehemence.

[deathboy]

I shall do this very thing! :)

[sarianna]

Aight, so when are you publishing this, ya lazy bum?